HAHAhaaaaa absolutely amazing and exciting stuff Mr Russian!!! you are
sounding like an local version of Mr Bond...... classic man!!!!... or is it
Mr Van???  ;-)

Thanks for sharing!!!!

2008/11/18 Nicolai van der Merwe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

>  Hi Ladies and Gents,
>
> I have a terrible job.  Every now and then I have to go to some or other
> Godforsaken place like Abuja or Harare.  But then there are also the times
> that I have to go to places like Saigon or Amsterdam...  Now those are the
> ones that makes my job a little more bearable...
>
> Let me tell you a bit about my last trip - well, I am still busy with it,
> so It might be an incomplete ride report, but still!
> I had to present a very boring topic on a conference in Amsterdam.
> Presenting the topic felt like a burden the size of a R500 soft tail from
> Game!  BUT having the potential opportunity to do some cycling in the
> country where the majority of people uses a bicycle as their main means of
> transport, now that is something that lifted the burden and my spirit to new
> heights!  My colleague that joined me for this part of the trip really got
> "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" for me.  I could talk of nothing else than going out, 
> renting a
> bicycle and ride around in the Netherlands!
>
> Well, the damn conference started and took a lot of my time, but eventually
> we managed to duck the damn Yanks organising the event and made a split for
> it on Friday afternoon.  We took a train to Amersfoort, a small town about
> 45 minutes per train from Amsterdam.  As we exited the station, there she
> was!! A rent-a-bike-shop!  We coughed up a 100 Euro deposit, an additional
> 10 Euro for rent for a day (yeah, things in Europe costs more than a pretty
> penny), and off we went!
>
> We had no idea what this town will be able to offer, except for a small
> pamphlet that I managed to get my hands on in Amsterdam.  In there it said
> that you must at least see the wall around the old town and the very unique
> entrance that catered for road as well as water access.  So, that as our
> mission, we decided to head off to find this entrance.  The map did not have
> distances mentioned, so we assumed the worse and took off at a nice pace.
> Before we broke a sweat, we realised that we are about to leave town...  We
> turned around, stopped at a coffee shop (dangerous exercise in Holland - you
> might get some weed in your rusks...story for another day) and asked
> directions.  The damn Dutch drew the map with south at the top!!
> Dutchmen... (I almost sound like Puke Watson!!)
>
> Without boring you with the rest of the details, a few highlights.  The
> town is so small, we rode about 75% around it in about 3 hours.  We managed
> to find the wall around the city with the very unique entrance.   The
> bicycles are very primitive and the saddles not built for RSA assess!  We
> decided that is why people call it Holland...  (Jou h*l ook seer?) We saw a
> fire brigade filled with red bicycles and one truck! We saw people on
> bicycles from ages 3 to 90!  We saw a family of 5 on one bicycle - all with
> their own seat - not a tandem! I rode in some of the most beautiful country
> scenery that exists on planet earth!
>
> Best of all - everybody have bicycles!!!  Everybody loves riding around!  I
> did not see any overweight people in the Netherlands, except for the
> foreigners at the conference. There are no traffic jams!  I even stumbled
> into the red light district one night - long story - and there was one of
> the ladies on her way to work, on a bicycle, wearing nothing that needs some
> imagination!
>
> Riding in Netherlands was a dream come true for me.  I wish that every
> Afrikaans speaking dude and every cyclist in the word gets a chance to
> experience the Netherlands!  It is an awesome experience!!
>
> I am in Saigon now.  I've just rented a 125cc scooter.  I use it as my
> primary means of travel.  Yesterday the cops tried to stop me, I still do
> not know why!  I dodged them and used the other 3000 scooters to cover my
> getaway... We'll have to see if they managed to trace it back to me...  I
> rented it from a very informal rental dude... ;-)  This is a story for
> another day.  I also have some brilliant video clips I took while dodging
> the trafic.  I'll leave that for another day...
>
> Where can I upload a few pics and video's for you to see?
>
> Cheers until another day.
>
> The Russian in Dutch and Vietnamese territory!
>
>
> >
>

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