Awesome report, thanks Nando!!!
And thanks everyone, it was an honour riding with you's!!


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From: Fernando Santos <[email protected]>
Date: 2009/9/18
Subject: The life and times of a sweeper called.Nando...... D&D Ride
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To: Hardy <[email protected]>


Hi Hardy,



Decided to write my first D & D report for you to edit and if you
like…. issue to all.



Every sweeper has its story…and many have been written so  here goes mine!!.



It all started on a warmish Thursday  evening Sept. 17. at the Moo mall………



I arrived early.. 18:30…to be exact…eager to see who actually arrives
early for the night rides. To my surprise I was not the first one.
Adri and William were already there!!!...they must have beaten that
horrid JHB traffic. After chatting awhile…catching up…we see Hardy and
Deekay…Donald..I hope I am right. He was dressed in civvies with a
helmet in hand. No…not a MTB..road one. What’s up???.. I asked him.
Looking for an excuse he said .…brought the wrong bike…no actually..
probably..had a good excuse about his road bike he just bought and had
to go and collect it. It was good see him …stalling his noisy bike..in
front of us.. and then rush off to avoid the embarrassment…kidding!



After gathering a group of 10 riders..3 gals and 7 guys..Hardy was
looking around to see who he could con to do the sweeping. I could see
he was struggling and before he asked…I volunteered. No problem as I
was looking for an easy ride to get rid of some of the weeks stress.
So formalities sorted and walkies tested away we went….



Just after the robot…near the mall and into the single track I noticed
the lady at the back with her light shining into the sky. Was she
looking for something up there I wondered. Nope her boy..friend set it
up for her at the parking but did not set it up properly. Quickly
stopped the group to assist her and got going again. It was at this
point that my bladder was starting to work overtime. Buzzed Hardy to
ask him for a pit stop when we stop.



After riding for about 30 min…and doing the Supertube..i think.. I was
now getting desperate. Hardy quickly obliged and then got going
again….down Cornwall hill…easier section. At the bridge Hardy
introduced all to the first speed zone. This is where I left as
sweeper..for a bit..to test my speed skills. Did not start in time so
after riding on the tar jumped ahead..i thought… and began my sprint.
I felt good as I was in front for a change. Only to be short lived as
there was someone far ahead of me…when will I ever be first I thought.
At the gravel road Hardy again introduced everyone to speed zone no.2
to the T-junction. This one I gave a miss as I was not feeling up to
the disappointment again.  We carried on for awhile passed the now
famous “Shabeen” next to R21 to the powerlines. Pit stop no.2 happened
here..thanks to yours truly. Just before we got going saw Mike..the
“Stargazer”… giving everyone a lecture on the stars in the sky… thanks
Mike did not know where Jupiter was. It was also here that I heard
people say did you feel that!!. Being next to the power lines has its
shocking  moments as some of us experienced.



We turned around and headed back onto a fast gravel road next to the
R21. It was here that we had our two wipeouts. The road was rocky but
mostly sandy. William was the first unfortunate victim of the soft
sand. After flying over his handle bars and bike over him he got up
shaked off the dust and got going again. The next one was Adri…just
before the tar road..i think…who did not fly but fell on her
side…welcoming her MTB. Being at the back has it’s disadvantages and
advantages. Only get to see  the dust clouds. Fortunately no serious
injuries. We stopped briefly after the falls to sort out Adri lights.
With and stargazer…Mike and yours truly at hand..it was sorted and we
got going again.



Went under the bridge past the smelly chicken farm towards George’s
Hotel. At the tarmac I heard a stir and saw one of the guys sitting on
the floor looking up at Bryan bright advertising board. Did he fall…or
was he complimenting Bryan. I am sure it was the latter. Nothing
serious …we got going down past George hotel..which I was somewhat
disappointed as  the track had been demolished due to the ongoing
roadwork’s. On the Tarmac we had the “downhill rush” to the bridge up
the single track to the Mall. Arriving at the Mall we heard the
“church” bells ring indicating that it was now 10pm…bedtime. Wow…how
time went by so quickly!! Four of us managed to keep Spur open for
some welcome burgers and drinks…thanks goes to Mike.



Some Stats:



Weather: avg. 18°C  (measured on cycle computer) with clear skies

Time: 3hrs

Distance: ±35k’s

Punctures: None

Wipeouts: 2

Pit Stops: 2

Rookies: 3..i think..does not include William who last here 2 years
ago..he said.

Advantages: Being able to assist a rookie at the back and guiding her
through her first night experience.

Disadvantages: None really..except taking in more dust than the others.



Thanks Hardy and all you adrenalin junkies for an awesome night out.
For those who missed out…see you all in two weeks time!



Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



PS…good luck Hardy for Southern Storm…  I am jealous!!

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