Much awesome-ness On Wed, Jun 15, 2011 at 6:34 PM, Hardy <[email protected]> wrote:
> The Investigative Report into some unexplained Xtra-Terrestrial Lunar-tic > sightings. > > > > After some reports of some strange un-identified lights hovering about the > Centurion Area last Thursday night. We first thought it had to do with the > predictions of extreme cold that had most normal folk under lock-down... but > on such a crisp night, there is a surreal clarity in the air. And then a > surge of events that lead to a sudden raise in the surburbia’s core > temperature. We dug deep into the hearts of the some “anything but ordinary” > folk to get some answers.... > > Catching up with The LEGENDARY O.G. (Oupa Gerrit) who is on his way to the > S.A. Duathlon champs to get his thoughts on the matter... from a distant > smiling eyes he muttered.... > > “It was supposed to be cold, but it was not. Perhaps the fireballs had > something to do with that, but even before the fireballs we were feeling > somewhat overdressed. > On the night of June 9, six old hand riders were getting ready for an epic > ride, if the status message from Carine Cat-I could be believed. There was a > fair gender representation, in fact a fifty-fifty one; on that aspect we > scored well. As the numbers were on the low side, trailmeister Hardy decided > on a mostly urban bash and that turned out to be a really enjoyable ride. > Perhaps the fireballs had something to do with that as well.” > > > > So, we weren’t entirely sure what to make of that and let O.G. focus on his > S.A. champs and decided to ask the “Carine Cat-I” he referred to. Now here’s > a person that holds the Mountains to Mountain Biking.. whether riding the > Mountain Kingdom of Lesotho or in the shadow of Everest in the Himalayas... > she’s been there ridden that... > > “The fireballs. > > We were at the ruins at the end of the world when we noticed it first. We > rode on some tar & pavements to get there. Hardy was in big blade, cos he > broke the middle one just as we left the moo mall. He lead us down VO2 max, > more pavements, then some sweet ancient singletrack that reminded of a > previous life when the rides started from the old D&D centre. > > The bottom of end-of-the-world was gnarly. At the top Hardy took a bearing > and The Mummy lead us through the veld straight to the ruins. There we took > some pictures & solved the world's problems. 42. That's the easy bit. > > The hard part was keeping a straight face while drinking the liquid > fireballs.” - Quoted Carine Cat-I... > > > > Fireballs...ruins... the plot thickens... 42 what ?.... we will have to dig > further to get a the full story... Time to track down the one the call “The > Mummy”... nope... we did not have to find a pyramid... we just got to catch > up to him for a few seconds ... if this legend isn’t conquering expeditions, > rock climbing, then he is extreme trail running on volcanic islands with > lava spewing in the dark.... his commentary about the nights strange events > went along the lines of.... > > > > “I found myself in a dark field at the only ruin at the old end of the > world drinking liquid fireball on a thursday night, and at that moment i > think the whole of pretoria's temperature rose by a few degrees. > > This liquid fireball stuff is quite potent, if you take a sip you must go > Bhahaa. We came to all sorts of conclusions about the earth the universe and > everything else. I started to get extremely hot and started taking off my > leg warmers, scarf and vaguely remember me saying something under the > influence about taking off my clothes and cycling away. So, our old end of > the world singletrack is not the same anymore, but the ruin is a great place > to have liquid fireball. Now we must just find the new end of the > world.....” > > > > It took some more interrogation of “the Mummy” who is on his way to some > Mont Blanc / Alp mountain run.. eventually we got a lead on the one known as > D1. D1 the brainiac did the Epic, Bull, Swazi, YstervARk’s and just keeps > on conquering and looking for more challenges.... > > > > D1 said : > > > > “You shake my chills and you rattle my brain... > > I'm really cold but is sure is fun... > > You broke my chills, > > oH what a thrilL,.. > > goodness gracious GREAT balls of fire!! > > > > with this song in my head I went to work on Friday morning...dearly missing > some fireball liquid to warm my chills....the time spend at the ruins > laughing our glowing tummies sore seriously RUINED my depro mood about work > work work and no play.... > > > > It started with shall we or shall we not....but as soon as all six of us > lined up...it was a mission "go" shining like a batman call going out to all > DnD'ers out there! > > > > This call was repeated and reports are showing SIX glowing tummies around 9 > in the Pierre van Ryneveld VELD.... No extra-terrestrial activities, just 6 > brave souls defining the norm for NORMAL.... the old normal was > overrated.... > > > > I can't remember....secrecy...did we swear to secrecy? Mummy man getting > the feeling to *dress* (down)...*for* (the) *success* (of cooling > down)...or was that agreement burnt out of existence with some FIRE ...no > ice? > > > > Hardy...any idea what REALLY went on out there.....?” - asked D1 > > > > Well folks I don’t know about you but think there has been some serious > alien activity happening.... So, we still trying to track this hardy > dude.... he seems to be missing in action... > > We did track down his FAR BETTER half known as “q.t.” ... ... whether its > swimming with schools of black tip reef sharks, paddling 4m swells off the > coast of new Zealand, hand feeding Rhino’s or roosting up a storm on her > MX.. she is there full throttle!!!! She was tough though and did not give > out much info, however after a body search we did locate the design plans > for the legendary Nuclear Liquid Fireball .... (kids do not try this at > home) > > > > · 1x 750ml Tall Horse Merlot > > · 250ml water > > · 250ml brown sugar > > · 100ml lemon juice > > · 20 cloves > > · 5ml cinnamon > > · 2x sticks of cinnamon > > · 5ml of cayenne pepper > > Boil ingredients together for about 10mins. > > Strain into 2litre flask. Pack 2litre flask and polystyrene cups into Hardy > back pack. > > Ride MTB with six genuine hard-core, salt of the earth DnD riders. > > Search for ruin on top of end of the world… > > Pour six half cups of liquid fireball into six polystyrene cups > > Serve to six genuine hard-core salt of the earth DnD riders > > > > Observe and take photos. > > > > Put fire in bellies out with milkshakes at Spur.” > > > > Dear Readers I don’t know about you but I am more confused now than when we > started, but I am only sure of is that something “extraordinary” took place > out there. And tracking down the hardy who’s limited comment included the > smiling surfer accent phrase..... “Dude!......DUDE!!!! It was AWESOME > Man!!!!! Totally!!!” > > > > So it looks like the only way we will really get an answers is to get out > there into the field.... going undercover for D&D reporting live... c Ya > Thurday night.. > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "DarkAndDirty" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/darkanddirty?hl=en. > -- Kind regards, Roberto Ambrosio -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "DarkAndDirty" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/darkanddirty?hl=en.
