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----- Original Message ----- From: "Donnie Parrett" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: "Kentucky-ACB" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, August 25, 2008 8:42 AM Subject: Monday Humor > The Perfect Woman > > A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He > tells his mother he wants > her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of > a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women > and see if his mother can > guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother > agrees to the game. > > That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young > ladies. They all sit down > on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking > and getting to know each other. > > At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'OK, Mom, which > one is the woman I want to > marry?' > > Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'The one in the > middle.' > > The young man is astounded. 'How in the world did you figure it out?' > > 'Easy,' she says. 'I don't like her.' > > > Baptist Shampoo > When two Baptist ladies passed by the beer section in the grocery > store, one asked the other if she would like a beer. > The second good Baptist sister answered that, indeed, it would be > very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about > purchasing it. > The first replied that she would handle that without a problem. She > picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier who had a surprised look. > So the good Baptist sister said, 'This is for washing our hair.' > Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and > put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer along with her > remark, > 'The curlers are on me.' > > > Support a Family > > The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, > can you support a family?" > > "Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your > daughter. The rest of you have to > fend for yourselves." > > > Unusual Dog > > A duck hunter needed a new bird dog, so he found a dog that could actually > walk on water to retrieve > the duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of > his friends would ever believe him. > > He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a true pessimist > and invited him to hunt > with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, > a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded > and jumped into the water. > The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across > the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. > > The friend saw everything but didn't say a single word. On the drive home > the hunter asked his > friend, "Did you notice anything funny about my new dog?" > "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim!" > > > A Blonde's Question > > A Blonde just texted me & asked, "What Does IDK stand for?" I said > "I Don't Know" > She said "0MG nobody does!" > > > ULTIMATE BLONDE JOKE > > Two blonde girls were working for the New York City public works > department. One would dig a hole > and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole > in. They > worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to > the next street, working > furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, > the other girl filling it in again. > An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what > they were doing. So he asked > the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two > are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, > only to have your partner > follow behind and fill it up again?" > The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably > looks odd because we're > normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants > the trees called in sick." > > > People are like stained glass windows: They sparkle and shine when the > sun is out, but when the > darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light > shining from within. > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Deaf-Blind Inspirational Life Group" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/DBILG?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
