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> > ================================================ > Clean Humor Digest Bonus! September 16, 2008 > ================================================ > > * S M I L E * > > _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ > > What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? > There was some money in the kitty! > > (from Jest for Kids) > -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ > > ------------------------------------------------------- > Hershy's photos > > Do click on the links and have a look. If you like it, please click on > the green thumbs-up icon that appears when you pass the mouse on the > upper > > right corner of picture. > > Pink Poppy > http://hershy.smugmug.com/gallery/4836391_ACj8A/1/332910024_GG5PW/Medium > > A Sadhu (an ascetic) > http://hershy.smugmug.com/gallery/4836391_ACj8A/1/332920047_642mn/Medium > > Babulnath Temple > http://hershy.smugmug.com/gallery/4836391_ACj8A/1/332918803_ECNic/Medium > > ------------------------------------------------------- > > Ever wonder why call center associates are paid so much....? > > > 1) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open > Desktop." > > Customer : "Ok." > > Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?" > > Customer : "No." > > Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a > pop-up menu?" > > Customer : "No." > > Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have > done up until this point?" > > Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and > I wrote 'click'." > ------------ --------- --------- --------- - > > 2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am > still getting the same error message." > > Tech : "Did you install the update?" > > Customer : "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to > work?" > > ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- > > 3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." > > Tech : "Tell me what you've done." > > Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'." > > Tech : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it > says." > > Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery > disk'." > > Tech : "Insert the MS Word setup disk." > > Customer : "What?" > > Tech : "Did you buy MS word?" > > Customer : "No..." > > ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- > > 4) Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?" > > Tech : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile) > > ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- > > 5) Tech : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, > canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?" > > Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" > > Tech : ##### *** > > ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- > > 6) Tech : "What type of computer do you have?" > > Customer : "A white one." > > Tech : ******_____# ### > > ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- > > 7) Tech : "What operating system are you running?" > > Customer : "Pentium." > > Tech : ////-----+++ > > ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- > > 8). Customer : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal > abortion." > > Tech : ?????? > > ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- > > 9).Cus tomer : "I have Microsoft Exploder." > > Tech : ?!%#$ > > ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- > > 10).Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?" > > Tech : ?????? > > ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- > > 11). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. 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