You are welcome Gwen. Addison O. Addison Gethers e-mail address : [EMAIL PROTECTED] or [EMAIL PROTECTED] window live messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: durangoadd64 skype: cowboys62 yahoo messenger: OADDISONGETHERS
----- Original Message ----- From: "Gwen Tweedy" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, September 20, 2008 10:15 AM Subject: {dbilg} Re: devotional from God's minute Sept.20 > Thanks friend > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "O.Addison Gethers" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "Deaf-blind inspirational life groups" <[email protected]>; > "Resting place groups" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "bsfm groups" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Saturday, September 20, 2008 6:54 AM > Subject: {dbilg} devotional from God's minute Sept.20 > > > AND HE TOOK THE CHILDREN IN HIS ARMS, PUT HIS > HANDS ON THEM AND BLESSED THEM. > ( MARK 10:16 *NIV ) > > Dear Addison, > We often find that children do amuse us with their > explanations. Now as you know little children come up with > some amazing explanations. So today we will take a look at > a message I have received from one of our Subscriber's titled: > A Child's View of the Bible." > > It is my hope that this will give you a smile in your heart, and > a laugh on your face. After all, it is said "Laughter is the best > Medicine", especially for a Saturday Morning! > ______________________ > > A Child's View Of The Bible > > A child was told to write a book report on the entire Bible. > This is amazing!!. I wonder how often we take for granted that children > understand what we are teaching??? Through the eyes of a child here > is the Children's Bible in a Nutshell. > > > In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but > God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord Thy God is > one, but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, > 'Give me a light!' and someone did. Then God made the world. > > He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they > weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. Adam > and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven > from the Garden of Eden. Not sure what they were driven in though, > because they didn't have cars. Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who > hated his brother as long as he was Abel. > > Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who > lived to be like a million or something. > > One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but > one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his > family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join > him, but they said they would have to take a rain check. > > After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous > than His brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in > exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who > wore a really loud sports coat. > > Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton > Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the > evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These > plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable. God fed the > Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten > Commandments. These include don't lie , cheat, smoke, dance, or > covet your neighbor's stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: > Humor thy father and thy mother. > > One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to > use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on > the town. After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant > with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 > wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that > doesn't sound very wise to me. > > After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. > One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then > barfed upon the shore. There were also some minor league prophets, > but I guess we don't have to worry about them. > > After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star > of The New Testament. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. I wish I > had been born in a barn, too, because my mom is always saying to > me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to > say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.' > > During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the > Pharisees and the Republicans. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The > worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a > terrible vegetable after him. > > Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached > to some Germans on the Mount. But the Republicans and all those > guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up > for > Jesus. He just washed his hands instead. > > Any way's, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. > He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His > return is foretold in the book of Revolution. The end, awe men. > ______________________ > > All My Love & Prayers, > Pastor Allen > > > O. Addison Gethers > e-mail address : [EMAIL PROTECTED] or [EMAIL PROTECTED] > window live messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: durangoadd64 skype: > cowboys62 yahoo messenger: OADDISONGETHERS > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > Internal Virus Database is out of date. > Checked by AVG - http://www.avg.com > Version: 8.0.169 / Virus Database: 270.6.21/1674 - Release Date: 9/16/2008 > 8:15 AM > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Deaf-Blind Inspirational Life Group" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/DBILG?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
