----- Original Message ----- From: "The Good, Clean Funnies List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: "The Good, Clean Funnies List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, September 22, 2008 2:00 AM Subject: [GCFL.net] 25 Things Worth Thinking About
: To ensure that future mailings you receive from GCFL aren't : mistakenly blocked by antispam software, be sure to add the : gcfl.net domain to your list of allowed senders and : contacts. : : 25 Things Worth Thinking About : : 1) Give God what's RIGHT -- not what's LEFT. : : 2) Man's way leads to hopeless end; God's way leads to : endless hope. : : 3) A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. : : 4) He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. : : 5) In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma, but : never let him be the period. : : 6) Don't put a question mark where God puts a period. : : 7) Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a : faith-lift. : : 8) When praying, don't give God instructions -- just report : for duty. : : 9) Don't wait for six strong men to take you to the church. : : 10) We don't change God's message; His message changes us. : : 11) All churches should be prayer-conditioned. : : 12) When God ordains, He sustains. : : 13) WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning. : : 14) Plan ahead -- it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. : : 15) Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory : position. : : 16) Suffering from truth decay? Brush up with your Bible on : a daily basis. : : 17) Exercise daily! Walk with the Lord. : : 18) Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to : drive. : : 19) Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it. : : 20) Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps : coming back. : : 21) He who angers you controls you. : : 22) Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop. : : 23) Give Satan an inch, and he'll be a ruler. : : 24) Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them, and God will : clean them. : : 25) God does not call the qualified; he qualifies the : called. : : Received from Rick Widdison. : : -- : Rate this funny at : http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20080922 : : Brought to you by GCFL.net: The Good, Clean Funnies List : A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Prov 17:22a) : Mail address: GCFL, Box 100, Harvest, AL 35749, USA : : Go to http://www.gcfl.net/mlfrontend.php to change your : subscription options or unsubscribe. : : To print or email this funny to others, go to : http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20080922 : : The latest GCFL funny can always be found on the web at : http://www.gcfl.net/latest.php : : -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Internal Virus Database is out of date. Checked by AVG - http://www.avg.com Version: 8.0.169 / Virus Database: 270.6.21/1674 - Release Date: 9/16/2008 8:15 AM --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Deaf-Blind Inspirational Life Group" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/DBILG?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
