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From: "Donnie Parrett" <[email protected]>
To: "Donnie Parrett" <[email protected]>
Cc: "Kentucky-ACB" <[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, January 08, 2009 6:31 PM
Subject: Top 10 Reasons Why The Average Christian Can't Play Baseball


> Top 10 Reasons Why The Average Christian Can't Play Baseball
>
>
> 10. Doesn't practice all week, but expects to start on game day.
>
> 9. Gets upset when every ball that's hit doesn't come directly to
> him.
>
> 8. Never swings at a pitch because, "this pitcher doesn't throw like
> the last pitcher. The game's just not the same since he left."
>
> 7. Wants to run home before going to first base.
>
> 6. Chatters in order to keep his own teammates from hitting the
> ball.
>
> 5. Doesn't come to the game unless the coach personally calls him on
> the phone, each week, and invites him to show up.
>
> 4. Won't run after the ball if it's more than three feet away. After
> all, surely somebody will get it sooner or later.
>
> 3. Thinks baseball cleats are for leaving neat designs on his
> teammates backs.
>
> 2. Gets upset because the phone line to the bull pen doesn't have
> call waiting. If it did, he could gripe about how bad the pitcher is
> doing, and yet never miss out if someone wanted to talk about the
> catcher.
>
> 1. Thinks the game will last so long, that the concession stand will
> be closed before it's over.
>
>
>
>
> Contact Me At:
> Donnie Parrett
> 1956 Asa Flat Road
> Annville, Kentucky  40402
> Home Phone:  606-364-3321
> Church Phone:  606-364-PRAY
> Skype Name:  Donnie1261
> Email:  [email protected]
> 


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