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----- Original Message ----- From: "Donnie Parrett" <[email protected]> To: "Donnie Parrett" <[email protected]> Cc: "Kentucky-ACB" <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, January 08, 2009 6:31 PM Subject: Top 10 Reasons Why The Average Christian Can't Play Baseball > Top 10 Reasons Why The Average Christian Can't Play Baseball > > > 10. Doesn't practice all week, but expects to start on game day. > > 9. Gets upset when every ball that's hit doesn't come directly to > him. > > 8. Never swings at a pitch because, "this pitcher doesn't throw like > the last pitcher. The game's just not the same since he left." > > 7. Wants to run home before going to first base. > > 6. Chatters in order to keep his own teammates from hitting the > ball. > > 5. Doesn't come to the game unless the coach personally calls him on > the phone, each week, and invites him to show up. > > 4. Won't run after the ball if it's more than three feet away. After > all, surely somebody will get it sooner or later. > > 3. Thinks baseball cleats are for leaving neat designs on his > teammates backs. > > 2. Gets upset because the phone line to the bull pen doesn't have > call waiting. If it did, he could gripe about how bad the pitcher is > doing, and yet never miss out if someone wanted to talk about the > catcher. > > 1. Thinks the game will last so long, that the concession stand will > be closed before it's over. > > > > > Contact Me At: > Donnie Parrett > 1956 Asa Flat Road > Annville, Kentucky 40402 > Home Phone: 606-364-3321 > Church Phone: 606-364-PRAY > Skype Name: Donnie1261 > Email: [email protected] > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Deaf-Blind Inspirational Life Group" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/DBILG?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
