----- Original Message ----- From: Molly Rhea Sent: Sunday, February 01, 2009 2:48 AM Subject: Quotes of the Day - Children
IF CHILDREN COULD BE RECALLED, LIKE CARS... "Unit experiences very unsafe wobbling when placed in upright position." "Regardless of the time set, baby keeps going off at two o'clock in the morning!" "Instead of cooling off, engine tends to overheat near bedtime." "Mute button missing." "Leaky O-Ring in rear exhaust port." "Verbal commands seem to go in one aural input and out the other with no internal processing apparent." "Controller for chores constantly overridden by video game controller." "Unit has no common sense, which was clearly one of the original features requested!" [Chris White's Top Five on Parenting w/edits and additional material by Mark Raymond --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Deaf-Blind Inspirational Life Group" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/DBILG?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
