Package: fortunes-off
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While English isn't my first language, I believe I have found two typos in
the "offensive" fortunes:
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When you fuck little Annie in Anza
You get a great bossom bonanza:
Sucking Annie's soft tits
Makes her throw fifty fits,
And the fuck is a sextravaganza!
This should probably say "bosom", not "bossom".
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socialism:
You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
communism:
You have two cows.
Give both to the government. The government gives you milk.
capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one cow and buy a bull.
fascism:
You have two cows. Give milk to the government.
The government sells it.
nazism:
You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes the
cows.
New Dealism:
You have two cows. The government shoots one cow,
milks the other, and pours the milk down the sink.
anarchism:
You have two coes. Keep them. Steal another. Shoot the
government.
conservatism:
You have two cows. Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.
The anarchism paragraph should probably say "two cows", not "coes".
Sincerely,
Torbjörn Andersson
