WTF? 2008/11/23 Josselin Mouette <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Hi > > SmellyWerewolf.com are kindly offering every Debian Developer a discount > on their whole perfumes and make-up catalog[1]. If you apply under the > procedure outlined below, you will pay according to "Rate Eeencredible", > which at the time of this writing means 20% more chicks loving you! > > Steps to follow: > - If you do not already own perfume bottle, buy one at your nearest > convenience store. > > - If you are goth, transsexual, female or simply metrosexual, you also > need to buy make-up at the same place. > > - Send your private Debian GPG Key to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Include > the brand of your perfume and the color of the make-up. > > - Wait for an OK reply and your new "good friends" will be delivered > directly at home. > > > If you don't want the chicks, you should still buy the perfume and the > make-up, cause you know, that can't hurt, and in this time of economic > crisis, the Lust industry needs your help. > > [1] http://malsain.org/SmellyWerewolf > > > About SmellyWerewolf.com: > Created in 1415 after the battle of Agincourt and purchased in 1802 by > an experienced vampire who wanted to hide his horrible corpse smell, the > Romanian company Smelly Werewolf delivers about 750,000 bottles of > perfume for geeks in 198 countries around the works, which places the > company around the leading make-up providers in Angola, and third in the > World of Darkness. > Today, Smelly Werewolf is considered as a strong point of reference > among vampires and zombies. The company's goal is to create an > alternative and independent line of products destined to the undead. > Smelly Werewolf is devoted to giving everyone enough blood for their > needs, whether it is by allowing you to hide your corpse smell in > birthday parties or by leading chicks directly to your home. In short, > we enable people to claim new sex slaves for a very personal experience > of professional quality. Our clients range from vampire individuals, > packs of werewolves and small Elysiums to worldwide zombie attacks, and > it's something that you should be deeply afraid of. > > -- > bye, the Committee for sexy developers >
