Hello....? Hello.....?
Is there anybody in here?
I heard Debian was short of doc-writers, but this is ridiculous!
Oh well, maybe there's no one here just at present. I'll write a note, leave it, and come back later.
Hello,
My name is David Palmer.
I come from a long line of scribes, and I heard there was a vacancy for an apprentice here.
I'll drop by again later, or I can be contacted at the above address at your convenience.
Regards,
David.

