diff --git a/config/debian/dinstall.functions b/config/debian/dinstall.functions
index c4a25a6..53c3f8d 100644
--- a/config/debian/dinstall.functions
+++ b/config/debian/dinstall.functions
@@ -97,15 +97,15 @@ function i18n1() {
                 done
             else
                 echo "ARRRR, bad guys, wrong files, ARRR"
-                echo "Arf, Arf, Arf, bad guys, wrong files, arf, arf, arf" | mail -a "X-Debian: DAK" -s "Don't you kids take anything. I'm watching you. I've got eye implants in the back of my head." debian-l10n-devel@lists.alioth.debian.org -- -F "Debian FTP Masters" -f ftpmaster@ftp-master.debian.org
+                echo "ddtp-i18n-check.sh failed for timestamp ${TSTAMP}" | mail -a "X-Debian: DAK" -s "[dinstall-i18n] Downloaded files failed check" debian-l10n-devel@lists.alioth.debian.org -- -F "Debian FTP Masters" -f ftpmaster@ftp-master.debian.org
             fi
         else
             echo "ARRRR, missing the timestamp ${TSTAMP} directory, not updating i18n, ARRR"
-            echo "Arf, Arf, Arf, missing the timestamp ${TSTAMP} directory, not updating i18n, arf, arf, arf" | mail -a "X-Debian: DAK" -s "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." debian-l10n-devel@lists.alioth.debian.org -- -F "Debian FTP Masters" -f ftpmaster@ftp-master.debian.org
+            echo "timestamp ${TSTAMP} directory missing" | mail -a "X-Debian: DAK" -s "[dinstall-i18n] Missing timestamp directory" debian-l10n-devel@lists.alioth.debian.org -- -F "Debian FTP Masters" -f ftpmaster@ftp-master.debian.org
         fi
     else
         echo "ARRRRRRR, could not verify our timestamp signature, ARRR. Don't mess with our files, i18n guys, ARRRRR."
-        echo "Arf, Arf, Arf, could not verify our timestamp signature, arf. Don't mess with our files, i18n guys, arf, arf, arf" | mail -a "X-Debian: DAK" -s "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." debian-l10n-devel@lists.alioth.debian.org -- -F "Debian FTP Masters" -f ftpmaster@ftp-master.debian.org
+        echo "could not verify our timestamp signature" | mail -a "X-Debian: DAK" -s "[dinstall-i18n] Timestamp file failed signature check" debian-l10n-devel@lists.alioth.debian.org -- -F "Debian FTP Masters" -f ftpmaster@ftp-master.debian.org
     fi
 }