*gg* das ist echt gut. schon bei jemandem bitterer ernst oder *noch* nicht? ;)
Frank On Tue, 15 May 2001 08:13:51 +0200 Michelle Konzack wrote: > ########## Get the Power of Debian/GNU-Linux ########## > >Return-path: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Date: Mon, 14 May 2001 14:28:16 +0300 > >From: Erol Ozcan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >To: Multiple recipients of list LINUX <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Subject: [LINUX:27471] What is the command ... :-)) > > > >Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code > of > > a program? > >UNIX consul: Yes, that's correct. > >Customer: No, what is it? > >UNIX consul: Yes. > >Customer: So, which is the one? > >UNIX consul: No. 'which' is used to find the program. > >Customer: Stop this. Who are you? > >UNIX consul: Use 'who am i' not 'who r yoo'. You can also 'finger > yoo' > > to get information about yoo'. > >Customer: All I want to know is what finds the revision code? > >UNIX consul: Use 'what'. > >Customer: That's what I am trying to find out. Isn't that true? > >UNIX consul: No. 'true' gives you 0. > >Customer: Which one? > >UNIX consul: 'true' gives you 0. 'which programname' > >Customer: Let's get back to my problem. What program? How do I > find it? > >UNIX consul: Type 'find / -name it -print' to find 'it'. Type 'what > > program' to get the revision code. > >Customer: I want to find the revision code. > >UNIX consul: You can't 'find revisioncode', you must use 'what > program'. > >Customer: Which command will do what I need? > >UNIX consul: No. 'which command' will find 'command'. > >Customer: I think I understand. Let me write that. > >UNIX consul: You can 'write that' only if 'that' is a user on your > system. > >Customer: Write what? > >UNIX consul: No. 'write that'. 'what program'. > >Customer: Cut that out! > >UNIX consul: Yes. those are valid files for 'cut'. Don't forget the > > options. > >Customer: Do you always do this? > >UNIX consul: 'du' will give you disk usage. > >Customer: HELP! > >UNIX consul: 'help' is only used for Source Code Control System > (SCCS). > >Customer: You make me angry. > >UNIX consul: No, I don't 'make me' angry but I did 'make > programname' > > when I was upset once. > >Customer: I don't want to make trouble, so no more. > >UNIX consul: No 'more'? 'which' will help you find 'more'. Every > system > > has 'more'. > >Customer: Nice help! I'm confused more now! > >UNIX consul: Understand that since 'help' is such a small program, > it is > > better not to 'nice help'. and 'more now' is not > allowed but > > 'at now' is. Unless of course 'now' is a file name. > >Customer: This is almost as confusing as my PC. > >UNIX consul: I didn't know you needed help with 'pc'. Let me get you > to > > the Pascal compiler team. > > > > > > Listeden cikmak icin: > > unsub linux > > mesajini [EMAIL PROTECTED] adresine gonderiniz. > > Lutfen Listeci icin MIME / HTML / Turkce Aksan kullanmayin. > > Listeci arayuzu: > http://listweb.bilkent.edu.tr/yardim/bilkent/linux.html > > Liste arsivinin adresi: http://listweb.bilkent.edu.tr/ > > > > > > > ########## Get the Power of Debian/GNU-Linux ########## > > -- > ----------------------------------------------------------- > Um sich aus der Liste auszutragen schicken Sie bitte eine > E-Mail an [EMAIL PROTECTED] die im Subject > "unsubscribe <deine_email_adresse>" enthaelt. > Bei Problemen bitte eine Mail an: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > ----------------------------------------------------------- > > 856 eingetragene Mitglieder in dieser Liste. > > -- ----------------- -----------------------< F B N >------------------------- [EMAIL PROTECTED] ----------------- Frank B. Niedermann [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://fbn.dyndns.org Life's to short for Reboots - Linux ---------------------------------------------------------------------
