From: Tony Collen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [OT] [Humor] Cocoon can improve sexual performance! Date: Wed, 01 Oct 2003 22:07:24 -0500
I heard a funny commercial in the radio on the way home tonight. It was for a product called "Cocooon GH," and it had an impressive list of features:
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"Users report these age-reversing benefits: reduction of high blood pressure, alleviation of depression, improved sex drive, fat losses of 12 pounds in one month, stronger immune system, reduction of arthritis pains, reduction of wrinkles, and the list goes on. This is one supplement almost everyone over the age of 30 will benefit from."
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Needless to say, I laughed the rest of the way home. ;) How long until we can claim use of Cocoon will not only alleviate depression, but improve one's sex drive? :D
Doesn't the new release have that feature?? :-)
Regards, Tony
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