>- see footer for list info -< The Ned Collective. Neds - A collective of people who cannot be described as individuals for they are as one in there fashion sense, train of thought, and other related areas. These "people" can be found throughout Britain and in smaller pockets throughout the globe. They can be identified by there relentless ability to follow the latest trends down to the smallest detail. Often referred to as "Sheep" as they follow the shepherds that are Thomas Burberry and Adidas tracksuit bottoms. They can most often be seen hanging around street corners, or outside a Spar where one is available, in vast numbers, usually carrying a bottle of cider or an alco-pop of some sort (Specificly bacardi breezer, or a "Bucky" (Buckfast)) and harassing every passer by with almost unrecognisable slang, e.g. "Here mate, you wan a ****in square go like?". Neds will always refer to themselves as a collective, even when alone, e.g. "You messing wi us like?".
Recent research suggest that neds may actually be able to grasp the concept of singularity within a multi-consciousness collective, but cannot express this due to their link to the "Hive mind", which robs them of any non-sanctioned thoughts through a majority of complex advertising campaigns. This "Hive mind" is the central plexus from which the single minded train of thought of the Ned collective orriginates. Research also suggests that this plexus may be under the control of one individual, an individual who may control the neds like pawns, or in fact be the vessel through which the collective consciousness is derived. Evidence points to the former, as this individual, or "Ned King" has been identified as Thomas Burberry, the fashion designer. This was discovered when it became clear that each and every ned adorned the signature plaid design of said Ned king. It is not clear at present if the Ned King has an agenda of any sort, but we are led to believe a global eradication of free-will and diversity may be part of the hives higher agenda. The neds have spread from there roots in southern England and have now infected the majority of the British isles, and more alarmingly still, they are spreading throughout the world at an alarming rate. Some believe that the Neds are the carriers of a plague of sorts, which eradicates the free will of the victim and links them to the hive mind, whereas others believe they harbour much more sinister assimilation techniques, which involve subjecting the victim to repeated beatings from the drones older siblings. If you encounter a group of "Drones" do not engage alone! Neds will only fight if the odds are in there favour, usually if they outnumber there opponents 10 to 1. If you find yourself unable to escape a group of Ned Drones, try and tempt them away by pointing out the nearest Sunny D stockist to them, this should draw their attention long enough for you to make an escape. Thank you for reading, and remember...BEWARE THESE PEOPLE!!! THEY MAY GET YOU WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!!! "We are the neds, you will be Burberryicated, we will add your single mindedness and social indistinctivness to our own, resistance is futile" -----Original Message----- From: Adrian Lynch [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 14 March 2007 12:31 To: Coldfusion Development Subject: RE: [CF-Dev] March >- see footer for list info -< What's a 'ned'? -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Andy Allan Sent: 14 March 2007 12:12 To: Coldfusion Development Subject: Re: [CF-Dev] March >- see footer for list info -< Tom's splendid "Cold Fusion" poster :) A fair bit of slagging of Stephen Moretti - mainly cause he wasn't there. Lots of talk about why everyone should attend Scotch on the Rocks and CFDevCon, rather than CFUnited Europe and Adobe MAX ;) House prices, neds and chavs, strip clubs being on the agenda for Scotch and why EVERYTHING is Mark Drew's fault :) Andy Nick Tong - http://TalkWebSolutions.co.uk wrote: >> - see footer for list info -< > Sorry I missed last night chaps. What did I miss? > > On 08/02/07, Mark Smyth <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> >- see footer for list info -< >> I'm still recovering from the last one... >> >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> Sent: 08 February 2007 09:24 >> To: 'Coldfusion Development' >> Subject: RE: [CF-Dev] March >> >> >- see footer for list info -< >> >> >> >> > -----Original Message----- >> > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:dev- >> > [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Nick Tong - >> TalkWebSolutions.co.uk >> > Sent: 07 February 2007 20:01 >> > To: Coldfusion Development >> > Subject: Re: [CF-Dev] March >> > >> > >- see footer for list info -< >> > Maybe we could just have a UG p*ss up? >> >> So the usual then ;-) >> >> Just kidding, I missed the last one so assuming I'm around I'll be up >> for >> it. >> >> >> >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> >> For details on ALL mailing lists and for joining or leaving lists, go to >> http://list.cfdeveloper.co.uk/mailman/listinfo >> >> -- >> CFDeveloper Sponsors:- >> >- cfdeveloper Hosting provided by www.cfmxhosting.co.uk -< >> >- Lists hosted by www.Gradwell.com -< >> >- CFdeveloper is run by Russ Michaels, feel free to volunteer your help >> >-< >> >> >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> >> For details on ALL mailing lists and for joining or leaving lists, go >> to http://list.cfdeveloper.co.uk/mailman/listinfo >> >> -- >> CFDeveloper Sponsors:- >> >- cfdeveloper Hosting provided by www.cfmxhosting.co.uk -< >> >- Lists hosted by www.Gradwell.com -< >> >- CFdeveloper is run by Russ Michaels, feel free to volunteer your >> help -< >> > > _______________________________________________ For details on ALL mailing lists and for joining or leaving lists, go to http://list.cfdeveloper.co.uk/mailman/listinfo -- CFDeveloper Sponsors:- >- cfdeveloper Hosting provided by www.cfmxhosting.co.uk -< >- Lists hosted by www.Gradwell.com -< >- CFdeveloper is run by Russ Michaels, feel free to volunteer your help -< _______________________________________________ For details on ALL mailing lists and for joining or leaving lists, go to http://list.cfdeveloper.co.uk/mailman/listinfo -- CFDeveloper Sponsors:- >- cfdeveloper Hosting provided by www.cfmxhosting.co.uk -< >- Lists hosted by www.Gradwell.com -< >- CFdeveloper is run by Russ Michaels, feel free to volunteer your help -< _______________________________________________ For details on ALL mailing lists and for joining or leaving lists, go to http://list.cfdeveloper.co.uk/mailman/listinfo -- CFDeveloper Sponsors:- >- cfdeveloper Hosting provided by www.cfmxhosting.co.uk -< >- Lists hosted by www.Gradwell.com -< >- CFdeveloper is run by Russ Michaels, feel free to volunteer your help -<
