[Dharmajala] Fwd: [Klub Pengembangan Kepribadian] FW: IT'S AH BENG JOKES

Wed, 26 Jul 2006 19:46:53 -0700



leonita <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
To: "Alumni31" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,
<[email protected]>
From: "leonita" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2006 18:15:31 +0700
Subject: [Klub Pengembangan Kepribadian] FW: IT'S AH BENG JOKES

 
 
AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean.
>       Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
>       Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
>       -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
>       Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
>       Ah Beng   : "Do you have color TV ?"
>       Salesgirl : "Yes !"
>       Ah Beng   : "Give me a green one, please "
>       -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
>       Ah  Beng  is  filling  up an application form for a job.
>       He supplied the information  for the columns on Name, Age,
>       Address etc.
>       Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure
>       of the question.
>       After much thought, he writes " Yes "
>       -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
>        Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
>       Ah Beng   : "What is that shiny object ?"
>       Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
>       Ah Beng   : "What does it do ?"
>       Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
>       Ah Beng   : "I'll buy it"
>       The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
>       Boss      : "What is that shiny object ?"
>       Ah Beng   : "It's a thermos flask."
>       Boss      : "What does it do ?"
>       Ah Beng   : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
>       Boss      : "What do you have in it !?"
>       Ah Beng   : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
>       -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
>       After  taking  photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares
>       it with the original for spelling mistakes.
>       -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
>       Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks
>       his picture is being taken.
>       -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
>       Why  can't  Ah  Beng dial 911?
>       Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
>       -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
>       Ah  Beng  had  just  bought  a  new  computer  and was using it.
>       When he encountered some  problems. He decide to use the 'Help'
>       command after some tries.
>       Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer
>       retailer for support.
>       Ah  Beng  : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been
>       over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!"
>       -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
>       Ah  Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
>       The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he
>       answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah  - but
>       instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it
>       to my ear, lah" "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..
>       what happened to the other ear ?"
>       Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!"
>       -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
>       Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
>       Ah  Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
>       Taipei
>       AND LAS VEGAS ?"
>       Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
>       Ah Beng  : "THANK YOU , lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
>       -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
>       After  completing  a  jigsaw  puzzle he'd been working on for
>       quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a
>       friend.
>       "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
>       "FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
>       "YOU  ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN
>       FOR 4-7 YRS".
>       -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
>       At  a  bar  in  New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the
>       bartender,
>       "JOHNNIE  WALKER,  SINGLE"
>       and his  companion says,  "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
>       The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
>       Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"
>       -------? ? ? ? ? ? ?-------
 

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