PS Be careful that technical puns can't be misinterpreted by the layman: http://bash.org/?925050
Ha!
I've always been fond of this slogan, (perhaps on the back of the t-shirt, if the phrase hasn't been overused already), that I saw on http://www.amazon.com/The-Programming-Language-Andrei-Alexandrescu/product-reviews/0321635361
"Just what I need -- another D in programming." -- segfault
