Jérôme M. Berger wrote:
bearophile wrote:
Bob Jones:
I dont know about you but I have severe diffculty comprehending
what people are trying to say if they have a hat upon their
head. It jars my brain.
I find berets particulary disturbing FWIW.
But putting on the hat takes time. If you need on average 5
seconds to find and put the hat on your head every day, you waste
up to 30 minutes every year, that you may use for something more
useful, like caressing your husky dog bitch. So optional hats are
better, you can use them only in winter.
Plus, if there is much wind, you will waste a lot of time running
after your hat once it flies away!
Jerome
I only allow myself to purchase two new hats a year, therefore I just glue them to my head
upon purchase to save time later.
-- Chris Nicholson-Sauls
PS -- Seriously, I've even gone to bed with the hat on. It never leaves me. I'm naked
without it. My hat comes even before my wife, and she'll be the first to tell you so.
She once stole my hat, and hid it... I nearly left her.
