This is my xmas present too all those people out there who love me or hate
me - a laugh at my expense.
enjoy, and a merry xmas or dead jesus day to all of you.
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Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2000 03:07:10 -0500 (EST)
From: !dr.baptista <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: i feel like a turkey drum ready to picnic
You all desearve a laugh - and i'm a firm believer in laughting at myself.
good for the soal.
anyway .. i'm suffering from a really bad case of dry skin. it's so bad
it hurts. it-'s an old age thingy.
anyway - i went to a specialist and i've been given a specific therapy to
follow. the net result is that i look like a god damned turkey all
wrapped up in plastic wrap. imagine this - here i am with a liberal
application of vasiline all over my body - and i bought the wrong stuff -
i got the vasiline that has the baby fresh scent. i hate that smell. so
on top of covering my body and arms and legs in vasiline i then had to
wrap myself up in that plastic clingy stuff. i feel like a god damned
turkey leg waiting for a picnic to happen. i looked at myself in the
mirror naked and i look like the biggest fool - all covered in this
plastic stuff. I look like meatloaf doing rocky. oh .. and i look like a
turkey too. anyway i cracked up. it's the funniest thing i've seen in a
long time.
it's not that comfortable either. but with a few adjustments i can scare
the kids on halloween. anyway - i hope that made everyone laugh. i
certainly enjoyed myself.
regards
joe
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