On Mon, 12 Dec 2011, Mel <[email protected]> wrote:



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Mel, this is a frequently asked question.  Though the procedure
for the Free Culture mailing list differs in detail from the
procedure for the Crackmonkey mailing list, the bauplan is the
same:

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_plan
  [page was last modified on 8 September 2011 at 18:29]

Here is question and answer Number 3, from

  http://crackmonkey.org/faq.html

 3. D00d! H0w D00 1 uN$ub$cr1b3?!!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!???????!?!?!?!?!!!!

 Simply write the word "unsubscribe" on the back of a hundred
 dollar bill and send it to:

     CrackMonkey Unsubscription Service
     1 St Francis Place #5209
     San Francisco, CA 94107

 and we will be happy to send you the appropriate forms. Once you
 receive the forms, you will be able to order an authorization key
 for downloading the special CrackMonkey unsubscription
 software. Once your key arrives in the mail, simply go to the
 crackmonkey unsubscription web page and fill in your key along
 with appropriate personal information.

 In addition to the disclaimer that your home address and e-mail
 will be given to targeted advertising groups across the nation,
 there are some limitations to the availability of the CrackMonkey
 unsubscription software. First, the software contains encryption,
 so it cannot be downloaded by someone living outside of the
 continental US (our sophisticated server will check your address
 for proof of this). Second, the software contains certain
 algorithms that are patented under US patent law, so it cannot be
 downloaded by someone living in the United States (our
 sophisticated server will check your address for proof of this).

 Once you have received the software, simply refer to the
 extensive 300-page manual (available in hardcover or trade
 paperback from CrackMonkey publishing, Inc. for the affordable
 sum of $400 plus shipping and handling charges and kickbacks for
 the courier service). You should be able to unsubscribe from any
 crackmonkey mailing list version 2.3 or prior (note: a patch for
 the current 4.3 crackmonkey list is in the works, and should be
 available by Christmas 1999! On a similar note, the new 5.0
 crackmonkey list should be in operation by October 1999!).

 In addition to unsubscribing you from the mailing list, you will
 also receive (as our gift to you for a mere additional $4.99) a
 strontium-plated CrackMonkey yoyo, complete with 30-page
 instruction booklet and lead-lined asbestos oven mitt! Note that
 this is not commonly available in the United States due to
 federal regulations, but it is possible through the crackmonkey
 rider in the latest CDA bill!

There is another procedure which may be used, because you have
already taken Step 0.  There is no published full account of the
alternative procedure, but it is well known that Step 1 requires
making a post in whose subject line appears either

a. all of the words "Marina Sirtis", "FREE", "GIFS", and six or more "!"s

or

b. any of the phrases "Ludwig Plutonium", "B1FF", "Cantor's FALSE
PROOF", "Eckankar", "Green Card"

Usually those who successfully complete Steps 0 and 1 find the
rest of the way easy.

oo--JS.





On Dec 12, 2011, at 8:40 PM, Karl Fogel <[email protected]> wrote:

Kevin Driscoll <[email protected]> writes:
What advice would you give Louis CK?

To embrace the Torrents and every other way of getting his work out to
his fans, who *want* to support him.  To completely separate the means
of distribution from the means of payment.  They're effectively separate
already; he might as well just let his fans take care of distribution,
so he can concentrate on making payment as easy as possible.

 http://questioncopyright.org/how_to_free_your_work

I totally agree that there's something appealing in his attitude.  He
avoids castigating his fans for wanting to share his stuff; he just asks
them to support him.
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