Thanks a lot, your piece of crap word processor apparently does not auto save and it does not recover documents. As I was writing a paper for school, your awesome program crashed, thereby losing half my work. Thank you. I didn't really want to write that paper anyway, and now it's all gone so thank you. I don't really want to have a college degree, I would rather live like a bum, under an overpass, smelling eternally of whiskey and piss. And now, thanks to your no good garbage word processor, that dream can now be a reality.
Thanks for nothing. I hate your face.
