Well, that's not good news.

My Vulcan g-g-g'pop unit was only a low-level maintenance tech for the
ion-thruster patrol fleet based on Platform 3Q-2, circling around the star 40
Eridani A <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/40_Eridani>.

I will not seek SYNHAK membership based on my inferior Vulcan heritage.


On Wed, Oct 30, 2013 at 12:27 PM, Justin Herman <[email protected]> wrote:

> We are looking for a Green Blooded Vulcan. Spock or better!
>
>
> On Wed, Oct 30, 2013 at 12:16 PM, Philip P. Patnode <[email protected]>wrote:
>
>> Yea!
>>
>> Finally, I don't have to hide my ears.
>>
>> Will submit a blood sample for a DNA profile to confirm my ancestry.
>>
>>
>> On Wed, Oct 30, 2013 at 12:13 PM, Justin Herman <[email protected]>wrote:
>>
>>> If you can prove you are a Vulcan you get in free.
>>>
>>>
>>> On Wed, Oct 30, 2013 at 12:10 PM, Alexander Golightley <
>>> [email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> In order to become a member you must fill out a membership application.
>>>> The membership application requires you to:
>>>>
>>>> a.) Let us know why you want to be a member and how you can be an asset
>>>> to our community.
>>>>
>>>> b.) Get two members to sponsor you
>>>>
>>>> You must also be able to afford the monthly membership fee. If you are
>>>> a student, low income, or both then we have options to help accommodate.
>>>>
>>>> I don't know whether I would require one to be a Homo Sapien in order
>>>> to be a member. I'd be totally cool with a Vulcan or the like being a
>>>> member.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Wed, Oct 30, 2013 at 12:01 PM, Philip P. Patnode <[email protected]
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Justin,
>>>>>
>>>>> What are the requirements for membership?
>>>>>
>>>>> 1.  $35/month
>>>>>
>>>>> 2.  living human being
>>>>>
>>>>> 3.  ?
>>>>>
>>>>> 4.  ?
>>>>>
>>>>> 5.  ?
>>>>>
>>>>> Thanks,
>>>>>
>>>>> Philip
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, Oct 30, 2013 at 11:59 AM, Justin Herman <[email protected]>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Thank you Alexander for the detailed overview! I feel your concerns
>>>>>> are just and warranted!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I do want to add that if you are not a member yet and on this list
>>>>>> you can help support Akron's *ONLY Makerspace *Community by becoming
>>>>>> a member. Not only can you assure that the space can grow, get new toys,
>>>>>> and offer more services to the community, BUT also help steer the space 
>>>>>> by
>>>>>> gaining voting rights.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We have come a long way since the inception of the group but there is
>>>>>> more to do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> For less than a few dinners eating out or a couple cases of beer, you
>>>>>> can help to keep SynHak alive and strong!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://synhak.org/wiki/Membership
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Stay Excellent!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Justin
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, Oct 30, 2013 at 11:42 AM, Alexander Golightley <
>>>>>> [email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Howdy Hakkers!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The meeting with the Akron Business Accelerator Group is tonight so
>>>>>>> here is an in depth look of our finances. I realize that there are a 
>>>>>>> lot of
>>>>>>> new people on the list with our most recent press in the ABJ so I will 
>>>>>>> try
>>>>>>> to explain everything so everyone can understand. We want each one of 
>>>>>>> our
>>>>>>> members to understand our financial situation. SYN/HAK runs on a policy 
>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>> complete transparency so if I over explain things in this email I 
>>>>>>> apologize
>>>>>>> in advance.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We have $3426.86 at the moment. Please keep in mind that I still
>>>>>>> need to pay for one more month of internet service at our current 
>>>>>>> location.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We have 17 paying members right now including 1 suspended
>>>>>>> membership, 11 Budding Nerds, 3 Serious Geeks, 1 Uebergeek, and 1
>>>>>>> Benefactor. This means that we make a maximum of $905/mo and a minimum 
>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>> $814.50/mo.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Why do we have a minimum and maximum? Because we discount our
>>>>>>> members who pay for three or more months at a time by 10%. The maximum
>>>>>>> amount that we make is assuming no one takes advantage of that discount.
>>>>>>> The minimum is assuming every single member takes advantage of that
>>>>>>> discount. The truth of the matter is that about half of our member do 
>>>>>>> this.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Our board discussed before we moved into our current location what
>>>>>>> the budget should be. We, obviously, do not want to spend all of our 
>>>>>>> money
>>>>>>> on rent, utilities, etc. We also need to be prepared for sudden drops in
>>>>>>> membership. The board decided that a minimum 20% buffer would suffice. 
>>>>>>> This
>>>>>>> would make our current budget for rent, utilities, internet and all of 
>>>>>>> that
>>>>>>> good stuff be $651.60. Right now, we spend $598.85/mo.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just to be clear, I figure out what we can afford based off of what
>>>>>>> we make minimum. I realize these are conservative estimates but I would
>>>>>>> rather make estimates that are on the low side than the high side. I 
>>>>>>> don't
>>>>>>> want SYN/HAK to go bankrupt because I budgeted too much money for things
>>>>>>> like rent. The extra money that we end up making goes to things like 
>>>>>>> safety
>>>>>>> equipment and other necessities for the space.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If we did end up getting a place where we spend $650/mo we could
>>>>>>> lose up to 4 Budding Geek members and still stay in the black. Anymore, 
>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>> I will be getting really nervous.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If anyone has any other questions, please don't hesitate to reply to
>>>>>>> this email or get directly in contact with me. I will not be able to 
>>>>>>> make
>>>>>>> it to the meeting tonight because I have to work but I will make sure 
>>>>>>> to be
>>>>>>> checking my email obsessively so I can answer any questions in a timely
>>>>>>> fashion. You are also free to call or text me if it is very urgent.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Thanks,
>>>>>>> Alexander Golightley
>>>>>>> [email protected]
>>>>>>>
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