#17 is totally random! it's like... wtf??!
>From: "developers, developers, developers, developers !" ><[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Subject: [D] nrr: hey, it's late .... >Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 02:41:18 -0700 > >You Are An Internet Addict When > >1. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. > >2. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have >moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened. > >3. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom. > >4. Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS. > >5. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, >like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. > >6. You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot com" > >7. Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you >see a new WWW site address on TV. > >8. You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can >hear if new e-mail arrives. > >9. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you >of what she looks like. > >10. All of your friends have an @ in their names. > >11. When looking at a web page full of someone else's links, you >notice all of them are already highlighted in purple. > >12. Your dog has its own home page. > >13. You can't call your mother... She doesn't have a modem. > >14. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check >it again. > >15. Your phone bill is a heavy as a brick. > >16. You write your homework in HTML and give your instructor the >URL. > >17. You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends, >because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to >ask. > >18. Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2 >months. > >19. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and >check your e-mail on the way back to bed. > >20. You tell the kids they can't use the computer because >"Daddy's got work to do" -- even though you don't have a job. > >21. You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and >mouse. > >22. Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to >bed." > >23. You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with >Netscape 3.0 or higher." > >24. You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your >ISP... because you never log off. > >25. The last girl you picked up was only a GIF. > >26. You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the >chair in front of your computer with a toilet. > >27. Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... >so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so >the two of you can chat. > >28. As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain >road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button. > > >___________________________________________________________________ >The D mailing list http://www.djdenise.com/ > _________________________________________________________________ Join the world�s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com ___________________________________________________________________ The D mailing list http://www.djdenise.com/
