and i made him watch it two of those times. :D

i'm a star wars fan. hell, the first star wars was the first movie i had 
ever seen, and i have vague childhood memories of obi wan dying in the 
movie theater (i just dated myself ;P). :D

but, dammit, i was pretty darn disappointed by this episode. the actors 
were incredibly wooden, and the dialogue ? i'll let that speak for itself:
"Sand is rough and it gets everywhere. It's not smooth and soft like you 
are."
barf ! i've seen better lines in a skinemax soft-porn flick.
some of the scenes made me cringe: e.g., watching natalie portman 
running up that grass hill almost made me wonder where the von trapp 
family are in this movie ... either that or it made me want to buy 
douche products for that not so fresh feeling.

i was very disappointed. lucas made me cringe on some of these scenes. 
even his puns were god-awful (c3po, on having his head grafted onto a 
clone: 'oh, i'm not feeling like myself lately'; c3po, decapitated head 
being dragged: 'oh, this is such a drag !'; c3po, decapitated head 
landing near his body: 'oh, i'm beside myself'; i rest my case.)

the only things that made the movie redeemable were the beautiful 
metropolis scenes (can we say blade runner/fifth element ?), some nifty 
asteroids scenes harking back to empire strikes back, and some of the 
most detailed aliens ever (always a joy in a star wars movie), right 
down to the reflection of the kamino aliens' eyes. and it was nice to 
see how anakin evolves into darth. it makes him very plausible and 
foreboding. oh yes, and ewan mcgregor is absolutely commendable. great 
alec guinness vocal inflections.

it certainly was better than episode 1, but then again, everything was 
better than episode 1. when matrix beat episode 1 out of an academy 
award, i think it shook ILM down to its foundations.

oh, well. i'll see episode 3 solely because, well, it's star wars. but i 
certainly am not a happy camper about it.


on 5/20/02 4:29 PM, Glowstix at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 > I've seen them all more than 5 times each.....


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