I'm looking through some magazines and I'm seein some funny phrases I figured I'd share wth ya'll.  


*Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

*Normal people scare me!!

*I live in my own little world, but it's ok...they know me here.

* "DO NOT DISTURB" Im disturbed enough already

*Are you always an idiot, or just when Im around?

*Try not to let your mind wander, it's far too small to be outside by itself.


*SHUT UP BRAIN!  Or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!

*Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself

*Monkey is my business... and business is good.

*I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

*I'm not getting smaller, I'm backing away from you.

*Drug laws create criminals.

*I said no to drugs, but they wouldn't listen! (Its true!)

*You'd look better with duct tape over your mouth...

*Thank you for not breeding.

*Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least theyre the scenic route.

*mmm... drugs...

*Pierced in places you'd love to lick!

*I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to do...


*What part of "get the fuck away from me" don't you understand?  


*I want to do my part to make the world a better place, but murder is illegal...

*Man, if I was a monkey, I'd be the BADDEST monkey in the jungle!

*DON'T PISS ME OFF!  Im running out of places to hide the bodies..

*Friends help you move, REAL friends help you move bodies.

*I did NOT escape... they gave me a day pass..

*Crystal Meth- Helping keep you awake since 1980!

*People like you are the reason why people like me need medication...

*LIFE- It's sexually transmitted and ALWAYS fatal

*Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

*The more you disaprove, the more fun it is for me!

*FREE MARY JANE

*Some do, some don't... I might

*What if.. the hokey pokey really IS what its all about??

*You call me FREAK like it's a BAD thing...




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