PARKING TICKET
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving
a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't
care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
fave quote: If she's married she should be having orgasm, and if she isn't, then I feel sorry for her.
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Race in Peace Joey Lott *February 15, 1981- November 1, 2002*
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