I wonder if Richard Gere's is Squeezit Gerbilbutt? =P
C.
On Fri, 31 Jan 2003 09:54:10 -0800
"Melissa Downing" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Kinda fun...
The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
New firstname:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty
f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j =
stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o =
goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t =
tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y =
dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f =
barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k =
potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p =
hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u =
chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z =
stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l =
brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q =
toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v =
kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the
subject. And remember that children laugh an average of
146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a
day.
Put more laughter in your life!!! Be sure to put YOUR NEW
NAME in the subject line
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