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[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I wonder if Richard Gere's is Squeezit Gerbilbutt? =P
C.
On Fri, 31 Jan 2003 09:54:10 -0800
"Melissa Downing" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:
>Kinda fun...
>
>>>The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
>>>"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
>>>Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
>>>
>>>The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>>>
>>>Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>>>
>>>Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
>>>New firstname:
>>>
>>>a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty
>>>f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j =
>>>stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o =
>>>goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t =
>>>tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y =
>>>dinky z = zsa-zsa
>>>
>>>
>>>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
>>>first half of your new last name:
>>>
>>>a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f =
>>>barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k =
>>>potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p =
>>>hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u =
>>>chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z =
>>>stinker
>>>
>>>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
>>>second half of your new last name:
>>>
>>>a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath
>>>g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l =
>>>brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q =
>>>toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v =
>>>kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
>>>
>>>
>>>For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
>>>Chickenshorts.
>>>
>>>Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the
>>>subject. And remember that children laugh an average of
>>>146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a
>>>day.
>>>
>>>Put more laughter in your life!!! Be sure to put YOUR NEW
>>>NAME in the subject line
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