>From a Marine in Bosnia. Note the signature, but read it last.

A funny thing happened to me yesterday at Camp Bondsteel (Bosnia): A 
French army 
officer walked up to me in the PX, and told me he thought we (Americans)
were a bunch of 
cowboys and were going to provoke a war. He said if such a thing happens,
we wouldn't be 
able to count on the support of France.


I told him that it didn't surprise me. Since we had come to France's rescue
in World War I, 
World War II, Vietnam, and the Cold War, their ingratitude and jealousy was
due to surface 
at some point in the near future anyway. That is why France is a third-rate
military power 
with a socialist economy and a bunch of pussies for soldiers.

I additionally told him that America, being a nation of deeds and action,
not words, would 
do whatever it had to do, and France's support was only for show anyway.
Just like in ALL 
NATO exercises, the US would shoulder 85% of the burden, as evidenced by
the fact that 
the French officer was shopping in the American PX, and not the other way
around.

He began to get belligerent at that point, and I told him if he would like
to, I would meet him 
outside in front of the Burger King and beat his ass in front of the entire
Multi-National 
Brigade East, thus demonstrating that even the smallest American had more
fight in him 
than the average Frenchman.

He called me a barbarian cowboy and walked away in a huff.

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Mary Beth Johnson LtCol, USMC


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