The Isles of Myst's
Widows & Orphans Society
proudly presents
the
Twenty-third Annual Isle's Bachelor Auction
funded in part by
the former Lorthington Estate properties

February Sixteenth, Eight o'clock EST
MystHaven Pier 4, aboard the #HMS*WindRunner

Auctioneer & Host
Captain Nicholi Martinet, Royal Mystonian Navy

Bidder's Catalogue - ONLY - Available at the Door

 

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Exclusive Bidder's Catalogue

~ Bachelors on the Block ~

(In alpha order; last names withheld to protect the guilty)

(All bachelors subject to change; WOS not responsible for misrepresentation)

 

Christof ~ This bachelor readily admits that he's "not evil" and has a "great butt." A close friend adds that he's "sweet, thoughtful, has a beautiful singing voice, and loves to dance and travel." A former university student in Drache, Arangoth, this Aslarian native is bound to either fetch a high bid or cause the women to run in terror for his well-known association to notorious lady-killer Sephyr Bridges.

Christof's ideal evening would be to spend it quietly with his date in front of a fire, sipping ale and talking. He might also serenade the the woman with a musical or lyrical rendering of her beauty.

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Surprise Entry ~ Talk about a prince of a guy! Smooth, cool and charming, this bachelor is one of those "take charge" kinda guys who really knows how to treat a lady like a queen. He likes to live on the edge and walk on the wild side - and rumour has it that his talent with women is truly magical.

Intelligent conversation and charm are guaranteed when this handsome man takes you out for a night of non-stop whirlwind pleasure. Don't let that salt and pepper hair fool you, lasses - there might be a little bit of snow on the rooftop but the fire in the pit is still blaaaaaaaaazing hot! Bidding is bound to be fast and furious. Speak up ladies!

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Surprise Entry ~ Our next bachelor is twenty winters, single, gold star candidate from the illustrious Royal Elite Academy. He's an expert in handling his sword.

This mystery man's ideal evening is to take the woman to the most expensive dinner place he could afford. Then he'll take her out dancing and enjoy a moonlit walk along the coast. Sounds like a mighty fine offer for a mighty fine bid.

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Gerhard ~ Looking for a little peace and quiet in your life, ladies? If you like the strong and silent type then this bachelor is your teddy bear. MystHaven's wild and rowdy bars are safe thanks to Guardsman Gerhard, but that doesn't mean he doesn't like have a good time now and again!

Twenty-seven years old, this fellow's got experience and class. Just look at those bulging muscles when he's on the block! Who wouldn't feel safe in this young man's arms when he cuddles you close on the dance floor in a night to remember? Guess that's both your and his ideal evening. How about it ladies? Place a bid for charity!

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Jakey ~ This clean-shaven, extremely tall, well-built bachelor hails from Larmian. He has rich golden eyes and dark brown hair. This human is as kind as they come and a favorite of the Widows and Orphans Society for his continuous donations of toys for the children. Formerly a blacksmith's apprentice, this toy maker still keeps in shape by regularly helping the local blacksmith and chopping wood for the old, infirm, and widows of Larmian, accepting in return some pieces of wood that he believes would make for good toys. Jakey is very patient, understanding, and slow to anger.  Although he wears his heart on his sleeve, Jakey can be bright with joy and happiness found in simple pleasures and beauty which he almost always seems to find in the world.

Jakey's ideal evening was described by Jakey and supplemented by the local Larmian widows as follows: He would escort the lady from her home with flowers (a dried bouquet due to the season) or a small, but heartfelt gift.  He would then take her to dinner at a nice local establishment, preferably in a more private area than the common room or at worst a secluded corner of the common room.  Then he would offer to take her on a walk to talk or view the night sky, then take her home with the jug of cider he had purchased from the pub.  If she wanted, he would warm up the drink for them, maybe offer to massage her cold feet to warmth as they sat by the fire and talked.  As the hour grew late, he would politely excuse himself with perhaps a kiss of the hand or cheek and leave.  He would also leave another small token of their evening together; a handmade ornament especially for her on her door to be found in the morning. Won't you bid on this big cuddly teddy bear?

 
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 Jesiah ~ This eligible man of nearly twenty-two winters in age hails from the well-to-do Blanchard family of MystHaven, stands at a stout 6'2" in height, and beats down on bad guys for a living. This paladin of light enjoys horseback riding, cooking, finding lost children in the middle of winter, and romantic walks. Don't let those boyish good looks and those charming violet eyes fool you, Jesiah claims he is much more than the usual carefree, party animal.

Jesiah's ideal evening would start off quiet where the two of you chat away while he prepares your favorite meal himself! Once the two of you have finished your meal over a glass or two of wine, you will be off for a wonderful, scenic carriage ride through the citylimits until you reach "The Jester's Den," the premiere dancing spot in the city, for a night of fun and dancing. Raise your hands high ladies, this is one bachelor who will be swept up quickly!

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Rue ~ Recently labelled an Oathbreaker by the Lord Marshall, you might take one look at this handsome guy down on his luck and think this bad puppy just needs a second chance. He lists being "human" as his best feature, and he's apparently been told by some lady in his past that he has the "eyes of darkness and the soul of light."  

Rue's ideal evening consists of "watching the stars, sipping ale, and eating pie in a comfortable silence with someone who cares whether or not you're breathing." A nice appeal for those females who might want a "fixer upper." Place a bid for charity and you can stare into his eyes all night.

 

 

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