 I'm still a funny-looking guy, and I thought you could use another chuckle looking at goofy headshots of me. Their pitcher was 'Scroogie', who threw the ball to 'Spuds' behind the plate. Let us never speak of this feature again. Maybe they're all coloring books and pop-up picture stories. Pretty, preeeeety features. And say goodbye to those potato chips. The only exercise I'd get is lifting my head to watch the neighbor who dumps his leaves in our yard get his daily telekinetic wedgie as he leaves the house. Or had a job cleaning litter boxes at a pet store once. Now sell me the goddamned 'Far Side Omnibus' and shut the hell up already. Planning ahead really does pay off. Or they don't like him much. We're still working on that one. I'm still a funny-looking guy, and I thought you could use another chuckle looking at goofy headshots of me. We're still working on that one. And say goodbye to those potato chips. Out of quarters for the meter? So I can't risk commenting warmly on her newly-knocked-upedness, for fear of being wrong. Maybe she's been cramming nuts in preparation for the long, barren winter ahead. Maybe she's been cramming nuts in preparation for the long, barren winter ahead. I might smack them with the parking meter. Later, you can make up a story about a family emergency or a once-in-a-lifetime stockbroker tip, or the babysitter calling to say that she's sick or dead or pregnant with your child or something. By the time it's my turn, all the good upshawl and walker-on-walker shots are already gone. Maybe I drop my wallet on the street, and ask friendly Mr. When the meeting starts, you take a seat, as close to the door as possible. For instance, there's this infielder on our team who does a nice job of getting down on the ball, staying low to the ground to make plays. I can barely see without my contacts; the first time I tried lighting the fireplace and accidentally set the dog on fire, I'd have to swear off using my power forever. I'm simply going to come up with names for the other players, and yell them out during games until they stick. I presume we call him that because of his slick fielding, but nobody seems to know for sure. It hardly seems fair. Maybe he flew in and terrorized the old West by threatening to impose the metric system. Frankly, I'm surprised with every day that goes by that it doesn't erupt into a bout of granny flinging. We're still working on that one. It is, if nothing else, a testament to my staunch pledge against self-censorship on this site. But all that scurrying still takes effort, and how many shoes would you go through careening around all willy-nilly like that? I presume we call him that because of his slick fielding, but nobody seems to know for sure. Or they don't like him much. But those X-rays are dangerous waves, medically speaking. And if you're stuck spending your life sweating your ass off and dusting pyramids all day, the least they can do is give you a place to read. Or at the very least, don't include the word 'booger'. |
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