Break-ups
By college major...
PSYCHOLOGY Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute
for his Mother.
SOCIOLOGY Each claims to have been oppressed in the
relationship.
ARCHAEOLOGY One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other
of trying to dig it up.
THEATER "OH! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"
BIOLOGY "You just wanted to get in my genes!"
PHYSICS Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up
must come down.
JOURNALISM "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18,
called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."
WOMEN'S STUDIES "HE did it!"
BUSINESS Both decide that they're spending way too much money
together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.
HISTORY Each party argues the breakup was caused by something
the other party did in the past.
GEOGRAPHY Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid
each other.
ANATOMY "I never liked your body anyway."
ECONOMICS One party demands more than the other can supply.
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