In defense of blondes (and I'm married to an Italian brunette) Gorgeous blonde walks into a Manhattan bank office and asks to speak with the loan officer. She tells him that she needs to travel to Europe for 3 weeks and wishes to borrow $10,000. The bank officer, of course, tells her that he can't offer any loans without collateral. She proceeds to whip out the keys & title to her Rolls Royce, parked outside, and offers the car as collateral.
Of course, the bank officer accepts, and has the Rolls put in storage in the secure lot under the bank. The blonde gets her $10,000 and departs on her trip. Upon her return, she visits the bank to repay the $10,000 plus the $100 in fees and interest. The bank manager, after a hesitant start, tells her that he had made a few calls during her trip. He says, "Ma'am, I found that you really had no reason to have to borrow money for a trip...in fact, you are quite wealthy!" The blonde agrees. The manager then asks, "Out of curiousity, why DID you borrow the money?" The blonde answers: "Where else in Manhattan can you park a Rolls for 3 weeks for $100???" Andy ---------- Duo/2400 List, The friendliest place on the Net! A listserv for users and fans of Mac subportables. FAQ at <http://www.themacintoshguy.com/lists/DuoListFAQ.shtml> Be sure to visit Mac2400! <http://www.sineware.com/mac2400> To unsubscribe, E-mail to: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To switch to the DIGEST mode, E-mail to <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Need help from a real person? Try. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ---------- Dr. Bott | 10/100 Ethernet for your 2400 is finally here! MPC-100 | <http://www.drbott.com/prod/mpc100.html> RoadTools $30 PodiumPad available at Apple retail stores, $20 Traveler CoolPad at Staples. Both in white for iBooks at <http://roadtools.com> Midwest Mac Parts ][ <http://www.midwestmac.com> After-market parts for Macs. ][ 888-356-1104 ][ MacResQ Specials: LaCie SCSI CDR From $99! PowerBook 3400/200 Only $879! Norton AntiVirus 6 Only $19! We Stock PARTS! <http://www.macresq.com>
