* [EMAIL PROTECTED] ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: > first inofficial (#)dwm - FAQ by pr0n@ first proposed additions:
> 1. Can I ? > No. You even dare to ask? > 2. Where can I find? > STFWiki and mailing lists and google and the void.. > 3. I want to learn C, now I have function foo() doing bla? > <not answered by me> :) You need function bar(), come again when you wrote it! > 4. I asked a question in #dwm and noone replied? > We are no support channel. See #1. > 5. I asked a question in #dwm and noone replied and I got > shutup, when re-asking it? > Try rephrase your question. See #1. > 6. What are all those crazy people in #dwm? > Shut up. See #1. > 7. Now that I've read tru the whole source, whats next? > Try subscribe to the mailinglist. > Try submit patches to the mailinglist. And see #13. > 8. How do I subscribe? > See #21 and #1. > 9. foo sux. > We know. The whole world sucks. The suckless elitist planet (SEP) will be colonized as soon as the suckless elitist spaceship (SES) has been built. > 10. Is this punk really dddrunken(tm) all the time? > Yes. ... > 11. Where shall I ask political questions? > try -fa^H^H err.. -politics See #9. Still waiting for the suckless elitist constitution (SEC). > 12. But others do it directly in the channel <quack> > See #13 They belong to the SucklessCultOfElitist (SCoE) and have bought a place in the SES. > 13. I want to contribute money? > http://www.suckless.org/wiki/community/donations And don't forget to contribute parts for the SES, any suitable hardware welcome. > 14. I need pr0n, now that I have paid, I have a right... > Yes. Goto ipv6experiment.com. (it's free btw.) And dream of a better world on SEP where all pr0n will be free as in beer! > 15. Are you guys hating me? > Not ATM. Buy a place in SES and we will love you, see #12. > 16. Yesterday I stated 'bla' and it does not appear in the > logs? Are you having hardware problems? > Yes. See #13, all disposable hardware is needed for SES. > 17. I found a buffer overflow in dwm. > I found wiki spam. > See #8 err, see #7, hell it's late :D ... > 18. Now I have IPv6 and the tunnelendpoint doesn't ping6? > See http://www.sixxs.net/faq/connectivity/?faq=ping Don't use obsolete software, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPv9 is the way to go on SEP. > 19. I have a dream. > Great, I have a gun^W err, let's discuss. suckless elitist laser gun (SELG) > 20. I want <feature> in dwm! > Good. Build it, if you can't, make a good description. ... > 21. Anything else? > Fuck off. (And don't forget to read all the stuff) See #13. > Greetz pr0n@ Greets, Rob.
