This is NOT A JOKE!!!!!!! Really it's not. I really really mean it!!! I'm
Serious. Read this through to the end. If you don't understand it,
read it again. If you do understand it, seek psychiatric attention
immediately.
HELLO,
My name is A.J. PLAGIARISM, and I have a business opportunity I would like
to discuss with you. A few years back I was an impoverished bum. The only
property I had was a five year old pair of Haynes underwear, a pair of pants
from Saks Fifth Avenue, a pair of $1500.00 Gucci loafers, a silk shirt that
was hand made for me by tailors in Hong Kong, a BMW that leaked oil, and a
portable computer that I kept in the back seat of the car. Everyone thought
I was doing great because I drove a fancy car, had lots of jewelry (fake),
and had an expensive portable computer. But I was just a bum hustling old
women out of their social security checks.
Then I sent out a letter very similar to this one. In less than 90 days I
made ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS. Yes that is right, $100,000,000.00.
That's 8 zeros left of the decimal point, one million clams, a million
smackeroos. A lot of dough!!!
Well I was so impressed with myself that I went to Las Vegas and blew all
the money on hookers, booze and slow horses. Everyone loved me, but when
the money ran out they kicked me out into the street. How about that for
appreciation!! I was back in my old BMW sleeping in the back seat. But I
still had my fake jewelry, my Gucci loafers, and my old laptop.
I did it again. And I made another ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!!!! Yes it
worked twice. This time I wasn't so dumb. I went to Vegas, but left 90
MILLION DOLLARS in a suit case in the airport locker. I spent the remaining
10 MILLION DOLLARS on hookers, booze and slow horses, but still had 90
MILLION DOLLARS. Boy did that feel great.
I sent out this same program, and made another ONE HUNDRED MILLION
DOLLARS!!! And I did it again and again and again. I started buying stuff.
I bought ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN through a series of bogus shell corporations,
mutual funds and pension plans (That's how come the programming has become
so classy lately!). I paid off the Republican Party and the Democratic
Party so that I could guarantee only the most stupid idiot on earth would
get elected president. That way I can take control of everything without
anyone looking. I bought up the Russian Nuclear Defense Force for pennies
on the Dollar. I own a number of small countries in Europe, and a couple of
larger ones in Africa and South America. Most of the Fortune 500 is under
my control through a complex series of shell corporations run by my evil
minions. I am God!!!!
You may be asking yourself, how did he do it, and how can I get my hands on
ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!!!! Well I developed this MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING
Joke Collection Scheme (uh I mean program). I didn't really care what it
said, as long as it was funny, so I collected the best jokes I knew and put
them into FOUR COLLECTIONS. They are the worlds best collection of Jokes
about blonds, and threw in a some jokes about lawyers. I mean hundreds and
hundreds of jokes. Some of the jokes are even funny!!!!
I even figured out that the program is LEGAL and NOT A CHAIN LETTER. Who
would a thought????
Initially I sent out 10,000 emails. It was free because I was using my
Uncle Lou's AOL connection. Boy was he pissed when he got the bill. Well,
like I told you, the money started coming in buckets.
In less than one week, I was starting to receive orders for REPORT #1.
Within a month I had received 100 orders for REPORT #1. A month later, I
had received 5000 orders for REPORT #2. Well, I had 5000 orders for REPORT
#2. So I sat back and relaxed. Within 3 months my emailing of 10,000, I
received ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!!!!
Do you know what it looks like to have ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS in five
dollar bills? I didn't either I had to haul the stuff off in truck loads.
I have never seen a postman work so hard!!!
Well now that I have become a multi-billionaire, I decided to send this out
one more time, and retire to my luxury space station circling the earth in
geosynchronous orbit. (Is that how you spell it? Who cares I'm a
billionaire!!!!) Please review the package very carefully. IT WILL CHANGE
YOUR LIFE FOREVER! Remember, it wont work if you don't try it. This
program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! Especially the rules of
not trying to place your name in a different place. It doesn't work, you'll
lose out on a lot of money!
Sincerely,
A.J. PLAGIARISM
"THREW IT AWAY"
"I had received this program before. I threw it away, but later
wondered if I shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who
to contact to get a copy, so I had to wait until I was emailed another copy
of the program. Eleven months passed, then it came. I DIDN'T throw this
one away. I made ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!!!! on the first try."
Blodget P. Gustafson, Norway
A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM
"NO FREE LUNCH"
"My late father always told me, 'remember, AJ, there is no free lunch in
life. You get out of life what you put into it.' Well I didn't listen to
him, and thank God for that. Otherwise I would still be sleeping in the
back of that old BMW hustling old ladies out of their social security checks
instead of living like a god in my orbital love palace. This program
works!! If you don't believe em, well POOEY ON YOU."
By the time you have read the enclosed information and looked over the
enclosed program and reports, you should have concluded that such a program,
and one that is legal, could not have been created by an amateur.
You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for
the rest of your life, with "NO RISK" and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT."
You can make more money in the next few months than you have ever imagined.
Best of all you won't have to con nobody. Well not too much at least.
Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way. It
works exceedingly well as it is now. (I mean you might not get your own
orbital space station if you don't do it right!!) Remember to email a copy
of this exciting program to everyone that you can think of. One of the
people you send this to may send out 50,000...and your name will be on every
one of them! Remember though, the more you send out, the more potential
customers you will reach.
So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and
opportunity to become financially independent, IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU ONE HUNDRED MILLION
DOLLARS!!!!
Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we'll
assume you and all those involved send out 10,000 programs each. Let's also
assume that the mailing receives a .5% response. Using a good list the
response could be much better. Also many people will send out hundreds of
thousands of programs instead of 10,000. But continuing with this example,
you send out only 10,000 programs. With a .5% response, that is only 50
orders for REPORT #1. Those 50 people respond by sending out 10,000
programs each for a total of 500,000. Out of those .5%, 2,500 people
respond and order REPORT #2. Those 2,500 mail out 10,000 programs each for
a total of 25,000,000,000. The .5% response to that is 125,000,000 orders
for REPORT #3. Those 1,250,000 send out 10,000 programs each for a
1,250,000,000 total. The .5% response to that is 6,250,000 orders for
REPORT #4. That's 6,250,000 five dollar bills for you. CASH!!!! Your
total income in this example is $250 + $12,500 + $625,000 + $31,250,000 for
a total of $31,887,750!!!!
REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING 9,950 OUT OF 10,000 PEOPLE YOU MAIL TO
WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... AND TRASH THIS PROGRAM! DARE TO THINK FOR A
MOMENT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE OR HALF SENT OUT 100,000 PROGRAMS
INSTEAD OF ONLY 10,000........
Believe me, many people will do that and more! By the way, your cost to
participate in this is practically nothing. You obviously already have an
internet connection and email is FREE!!! (Especially if you use Uncle Lou's
AOL connection.)
THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY
It does not require you to come in contact with people, do any hard work,
and best of all, you never have to leave the house except to get the mail.
If you believe that someday you'll get that big break that you've been
waiting for, THIS IS IT! Simply follow the instructions, and your dream
will come true. This multi-level email order marketing program works
perfectly...100% EVERY TIME. Email is the sales tool of the future. Take
advantage of this non-commercialized method of advertising NOW!! The longer
you wait, the more people will be doing business using email. Get your
piece of this action!!
MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained respectability. It is being
taught in the Harvard Business School, and both Stanford Research and The
Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and 65% of all goods and
services will be sold throughout Multi-level Methods by the mid to late
1990's. This is a Multi-Billion Dollar industry and of the 500,000
millionaires in the US, 20% (100,000) made their fortune in the last several
years in MLM. Moreover, statistics show 45 people become millionaires
everyday through Multi-Level Marketing.
This is the GREATEST Multi-level Mail Order Marketing anywhere:
Order all four 4 JOKE COLLECTIONS listed by NAME AND NUMBER. Do this by
ordering the COLLECTIONS from each of the four 4 names listed on the next
page. You will need to open an e-gold account to participate in this
program (for
more information go to www.e-gold.com )
For each COLLECTION, send $5 in e-gold to the person listed for the SPECIFIC
COLLECTION. Then email them at the email listed below the e-gold
confirmation
number and telling them to send you the NAME and NUMBER of the COLLECTION.
It is essential that you specify the NAME and NUMBER of the COLLECTION
requested to the
person you are ordering from. You will need ALL FOUR 4 COLLECTIONS because
you will be REPRINTING and RESELLING them.
DO NOT alter the names or sequence other than what the instructions say.
Otherwise your hair will fall out, your appetite will fail, and your desire
for life disappear. IMPORTANT: Always provide same-day service on all
orders.
Replace the name and address under COLLECTION #1 with
yours, moving the one that was there down to COLLECTION #2.
Drop the name and address under COLLECTION #2 to COLLECTION #3, moving
the one that was there to COLLECTION #4. The name and address that was
under COLLECTION #4 is dropped from the list and this party is no doubt on
the way to the bank. When doing this, make certain you type the
names and addresses ACCURATELY! DO NOT MIX UP MOVING PRODUCT/COLLECTION
POSITIONS!!!
Having made the required changes in the NAME list, save it
as a text (.txt) file in it's own directory to be used with whatever email
program you like. Again, COLLECTION #3 will tell you the best methods of
bulk emailing and acquiring email lists.
Email a copy of the entire program (all of this is very important) to
everyone whose address you can get your hands on. Start with friends and
relatives since you can encourage them to take advantage of this fabulous
money-making opportunity. That's what I did. And they love me now, more
than ever. Then, email to anyone and everyone! Use your imagination! You
can get email addresses from companies on the internet who specialize in
email mailing lists. These are very cheap, 100,000 addresses for around
$35.00.
IMPORTANT: You won't get a good response if you use an old list, so always
request a FRESH, NEW list. You will find out where to purchase these lists
when you order the four 4 COLLECTIONS.
REQUIRED COLLECTIONS
***Order each COLLECTION by NUMBER and NAME***
ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH IN E-GOLD FOR EACH ORDER REQUESTING THE
SPECIFIC COLLECTION BY NAME AND NUMBER
________________________________________________________
COLLECTION #1
"THE WORLD'S BEST BLOND JOKES #1"
ORDER COLLECTION #1 FROM:
Glencannon Group Ltd.
e-gold account 107685
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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COLLECTION #2
"THE WORLD'S BEST BLOND JOKES #2"
ORDER COLLECTION #2 FROM:
Gunther Liebenhut
e-gold account 244603
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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COLLECTION #3
"THE WORLD'S BEST BLOND JOKES #3"
ORDER COLLECTION #3 FROM:
Blodget P. Gustafson
e-gold account 244605
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
________________________________________________________
COLLECTION #4
"THE WORLD'S BEST LAWYER JOKES"
ORDER COLLECTION #4 FROM:
AJ Plagiarism
e-gold account 244606
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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I am enjoying my fortune that I made by sending out this program. You too
will be making money in 20 to 90 days, if you follow the SIMPLE STEPS
outlined in this mailing.
Very few people reach financial independence, because when opportunity
knocks, they choose to ignore it. It is much easier to say "NO" than "YES",
and this is the question that you must answer. Will YOU ignore this amazing
opportunity or will you take advantage of it? If you do nothing, you have
indeed missed something and nothing will change. Please re-read this
material, this is a special opportunity. If you have any questions, please
feel free to write to the sender of this information. You will get a prompt
and informative reply.
My method is simple. I sell thousands of people a product for $5 that costs
me pennies to produce and email. I should also point out that this program
is legal and everyone who participates WILL make money. This is not a chain
letter or pyramid scam. At times you have probably received chain letters,
asking you to send money, on faith, but getting NOTHING in return, NO
product what-so-ever! Not only are chain letters illegal, but the risk of
someone breaking the chain makes them quite unattractive.
You are offering a legitimate product to your people. After they purchase
the product from you, they reproduce more and resell them. It's simple free
enterprise. As you learned from the enclosed material, the PRODUCT is a
series of four 4 COLLECTIONS containing humorous jokes. The jokes contained
in these COLLECTIONS will not only help you in making your participation in
this program more rewarding, but will make you more entertaining at parties.
The opposite sex will find you more attractive, and if you prefer, the same
sex will find you more attractive. Some have even reported the reduction
and/or reversal of male-pattern balding after receiving these
COLLECTIONS?????
You are buying the rights to reprint all of the COLLECTIONS, which will be
ordered from you by those to whom you mail this program. The concise one
and two page COLLECTIONS you will be buying can easily be reproduced at a
local copy center for a cost off about 3 cents a copy. Best wishes with the
program and Good Luck!
Send for your 4 COLLECTIONS immediately so you will have them when the
orders start coming in. When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the
product/service to comply with US Postal and Lottery laws. Title 18
Sections 1302 and 1341 specifically state that: "A PRODUCT OR SERVICE MUST
BE EXCHANGED FOR MONEY RECEIVED."
WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE COLLECTIONS TO ARRIVE:
1. Name your new company. You can use your own name if you desire.
2. Get an e-gold account ( www.e-gold.com ).
3. Edit the names and addresses on the program. You must remember, your
name
and address go next to COLLECTION #1 and the others all move down one, with
the fourth one being bumped OFF the list.
4. Obtain as many email addresses as possible.
5. Decide on the number of programs you intend to send out. The more
you
send, and the quicker you send them, the more money you will make.
6. After mailing the programs, get ready to fill the orders.
7. Copy the four 4 COLLECTIONS so you are able to send them out as soon
as
you receive an order. IMPORTANT: ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ORDERS
YOU RECEIVE!
YOUR GUARANTEE
The check point which GUARANTEES your success is simply this: you must
receive 50 orders for COLLECTION #1. This is a must!!! If you don't within
two weeks, email out more programs until you do. Then a couple of weeks
later you should receive at least 2500 orders for COLLECTION #2, if you
don't, send out more programs until you do. Once you have received 2500 or
more orders for COLLECTION #2, (take a deep breath) you can sit back and
relax, because YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE AT LEAST $31,000,000.
Mathematically it is a proven guarantee.
NUMBERS DON'T LIE!!!
Of those who have participated in the program and reached the above
GUARANTEES-ALL have reached their $31,000,000 goal. Also, remember, every
time your name is moved down the list you are in front of a different
COLLECTION, so you can keep track of your program by knowing what people are
ordering from you. IT'S THAT EASY, REALLY, IT IS!!!
"I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting
myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than
ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me."
-
Sir Isaac Newton
Glencannon Group Ltd.
http://www.glencannongroup.com/
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fax: 419-710-4339
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