FASE CINTA SETELAH MARRIED PAKE TOILET : 6 weeks : ngga apa2, kamu duluan deh, aku ngga buru2 koq. 6 months : masih lama ngga nih? 6 years : brug! brug! brug! (suara pintu digedor), kalo mau TAPA di gunung kawi sono!!
TELEPON RUMAH BERDERING : 6 weeks : Baby, ada yang pengen bicara ama kamu di telpon.. 6 months : Eh...ini buat kamu nih... 6 years : WOOIII TELPON BUNYI TUUUHHH.... SEBELUM TIDUR : 6 weeks : selamat bobo sayang, mimpi indah ya, mmmuach. 6 months: tolong matiin lampunya, silau nih. 6 years : besok kita beli selimut 1 lagi ya biar ngga rebutan gini. NGAJARIN NYETIR : 6 weeks : hati2 say, injek kopling dulu baru masukin perseneling ya 6 months: pelan2 dong lepas koplingnya. 6 years : pantesan sering ke bengkel, masukin persenelingnya aja kayak gini! BALESIN SMS: 6 weeks : iya sayang, bentar lagi nyampe rumah koq, aku beli martabak kesukaanmu dulu ya... 6 months : macet bgt di jln nih... 6 years : OK. HADIAH (ulang tahun): 6 weeks : Sayangku, kuharap kau menyukai cincin yang kubeli 6 months : Aku membeli lukisan, nampaknya cocok dengan suasana ruang tengah kita 6 years : Nih duitnya, loe beli sendiri deh yang loe mau BAJU BARU : 6 weeks : Duhai kasihku, kamu seperti bidadari dengan pakaian itu 6 months : Lho, kamu beli baju baru lagi? 6 years : BELI BAJU ITU HABIS BERAPA?? MASAKAN : 6 weeks : Wah, tak kusangka rasa makanan ini begitu lezaattt...! !! 6 months : Kita makan apa malam ini?? 6 years : HAH? MAKANAN INI LAGI? “This e-mail (including any attachments) is intended solely for the addressee and could contain information that is confidential; If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any use, disclosure, copying or dissemination of this e-mail and any attachment is strictly prohibited and you should immediately delete it. This message does not necessarily reflect the views of Bank Indonesia. Although this e-mail has been checked for computer viruses, Bank Indonesia accepts no liability for any damage caused by any virus and any malicious code transmitted by this e-mail. Therefore, the recipient should check again for the risk of viruses, malicious codes, etc as a result of e-mail transmission through Internet”
