Worm food. Why can't we comprehend this very realistic reality? /donna Joe E. Dees wrote: > WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A JOB AT (Fill in the name of your local college). > > 1. He had only one major publication. > 2. It was in Greek and Hebrew. > 3. It had no references. > 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. > 5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself. > 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done > since then? > 7. No record of working well with colleagues. > 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. > 9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects. > 10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his > subjects. > 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the > sample. > 12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book. > 13. Some say he had his son teach the class. > 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. > 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed > his tests. > 16. His office hours were infrequent and often held on limited access > mountain tops.
