This is the shit with which I am being bombarded on this list. I harbor no fondness for Nicole, but I will maintain that she puts the lie to all this manure. Joe E. Dees Poet, Pagan, Philosopher ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Access your e-mail anywhere, at any time. Get your FREE BellSouth Web Mail account today! http://webmail.bellsouth.net ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here are a few interesting quotes about women (culled from Kevin's website): - A young lady who thinks is like a young man who rouges. - For a man to pretend to understand women is bad manners; for him really to understand them is bad morals. - If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring. - Women who are not vain about their clothes are often vain about not being vain about their clothes. - Women are the decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. - Men dislike women who don't understand them, and women dislike men who do. - Even when a man understands a woman, he can't believe it. - Woman wishes to wish away the differences between the sexes. - but then, that is the nature of woman. - Women are adorable and men are admirable. - Some men are different. All women are alike. - The greatest problem with women is how to contrive that they should seem our equals. - Women never have young minds. They are born three thousand years old. - A woman's place is in the mall. - Girls we love for what they are: Young men for what they promise to be. - It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. - A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb. - There are two kinds of women: those who wish to marry, and those who haven't the slightest intention not to. - To a single woman men are either dates, potential dates, or date substitutes. - A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day. - To find fault with a woman's intellect you must first find her intellect. - A man, conceivably, could adjust to the knowledge that he was at a higher level than those around him, although no rational man could possibly enjoy that perspective; but to a woman it would be unbearable. - Ayn Rand - Essentially feminine, she was able to chatter but say nothing, ask questions and require no reply. - Woman's one notable invention: Perpetual emotion. - I will not say that women have no character, rather, they have a new one every day. - Women think it is unfair to judge them lacking in virtues they are not even interested in. - Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. - Women have no sympathy . . . And my experience of women is almost as large as Europe. And it is so intimate too. Women crave for being loved, not for loving. They scream at you for sympathy all day long, they are incapable of giving any in return for they cannot remember your affairs long enough to do so. - Florence Nightingdale - The souls of women are so small, that some believe they've none at all. - I like them fluffy - I know it's bad taste - With fluffy soft looks and a flower at the waist, With golden hair flying, like mist round the moon And lips that seem sighing, "You must kiss me soon," Not huffy, or stuffy, not tiny or tall, But fluffy, just fluffy, with no brains at all. -- David Quinn
