Dear Benthic Ecology Meeting Community:
A reminder that early registration for the 41st Annual Benthic Ecology
Meeting in Norfolk, VA ends on Friday, Feb. 24th. The discounted hotel room
rate at the Norfolk Marriott Waterside hotel ends the same day.
Yes, you can register and get a room at the Norfolk Marriott Waterside after
that, but if you do it will cost you more money and make our planning more
difficult.
If it costs you more money and makes our planning more difficult,
then you will be grouchy and so will we.
If you are grouchy and we are grouchy, then all will arrive at the
meeting in a bad mood armed for retribution.
If we all arrive at the meeting in a bad mood armed for retribution,
then you will steal towels from the hotel and we will spit in your
coffee.
If you steal towels from the hotel and we spit your coffee, then you
will end up in Norfolks jail for theft with lord only knows what
kind of communicable disease.
Please register early.
See you at the 2012 Benthic Ecology Meeting?
Mark
Dr. Mark Butler
Professor & Eminent Scholar
Department of Biological Sciences
Old Dominion University
Norfolk, Virginia 23529-0266 USA
Telephone: (757) 683-3609
Fax: (757) 683-5283
Email: [email protected]
