What is this Vikas ??
Nitin
-----Original Message-----
From: Gene Chuang [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, July 20, 2001 10:59 PM
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Subject: Re: ye vikram bhi na :-)))))
Please refrain from posting UNFUNNY jokes on this newsgroup!
-----Original Message-----
From: Vikas Tyagi
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 7/20/01 4:45 AM
Subject: ye vikram bhi na :-)))))
Forgotten.....
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home
with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend
on the way...
Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually?
Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my
home.
Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from
home in the morning?'
Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to
office also in the morning.'
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Cheating...
How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!
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Garry Kasporav & Sardarji
Mr Banta Singh is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore
[Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific. Seated
besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he
would like to play chess to kill time.
Banta : 'Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U
are?. I can't compete with a world champion'
Gary : 'How about if I play left handed ?'
Banta : [Think.. Think..] 'OK!'
Banta is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset
through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he
meets his friend Santa Singh.
Banta : Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary
Kasparov and he defeated me inspite of him playing
left-handed.....
Santa : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U
know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!
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Banta Singh in Heaven
After death, Banta Singh reached the door of the
heaven smoothly.
There he met Saint Peter and he said, 'Well,
Banta...It is nice to talk to you but we have changed
our policy these days. I will ask you a question and
you need to answer it correctly before you go in.'
Banta, with lot of self confidence told Saint Peter to
go ahead and ask him the damn question.
Saint Peter - How many seconds are there in a year?
Banta, after lot of thought, answered,'12'.
Astonished Saint Peter asked him - But how?
Banta - January 2nd,February 2nd,March 2nd,..........
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Another Chance...
Banta Singh has been attending the Singh International
Training College, a school set up to give the likes of
him a chance to make it in the real world. For 10
years, he keeps failing this one class that he needs
to graduate: basic math. The administrators want to
get him out to make room for new students, but can't
just give him the grade. So, they instead decide to
ask him a simple math question at the graduation
ceremony in case he fails at exams.If he answers this
correctly, he graduates.
Sure enough, he fails the class again.
But, this time he is called on stage. He is made to
stand before everyone and the administrators say,
'Although you lack one class for graduation, we have
decided to pass you if you can answer this one
question. What is two plus two?' Banta Singh thinks
about it for a while and finally says, 'Four.' The
whole crowd (Sardars) stands up in objection and
demands, ' Please give him another chance!!'
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