> > Subject: Humour > > An American fighter plane was flying over Afghanistan when he > > noticed a flying carpet on each side of his plane, both with > > a machine gunner on board. Sensing danger he shot them down. > > Back at base he got a right bollocking – apparently they were Allied > Carpets. > > ..... .. . . . . . . . . . .. > > I was driving to work this morning when I saw an R.A.C van parked up. > > The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. > > I thought to myself ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’. > > . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. > > On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign saying ‘English speaking Doctor’. > > I thought; “What a good idea, why don’t we have them in our country.” > > . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. > > The police came to my door last night holding a picture of my wife. > > "Is this your wife sir?" said the officer. > > "Yes it is" I replied. > > "I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident" said the Officer... > > "I know" I said, "but she has a lovely personality!" > > . . . . . . . . . . . . .. > > Woke up this morning a bit late, about 8:15. Called down to the wife and > got no answer. > > Got up and went downstairs to the kitchen and there she was, face down on > the floor.. Dead! > > At that moment I completely lost it, my whole world fell apart, tears were > welling in my eyes... > Then a moment of pure inspiration... McDonalds do Breakfast until 10:30! > > . . . . . . . . . . . . . > > Two women were talking.. "Do you look at your husband's face when you have > sex?" > > "I did once & he looked really angry." > > "Why angry?" > > Because he was watching through the window. > > . . . . . . . . . . . . .. > > Took a girl home from the pub last night but I ended up falling asleep on > the sofa... > > Must have drunk her bloody drink by mistake! > > . . . .. . . . . . . . . > > Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I > took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear. > > Then I crept upstairs very quietly, so as not to wake the kids or my other > half. > > It was only when I got to the very top I realised I was still on the bus > home. > > . . . . . . . . . . . . . > > The government has announced that for the new school curriculum, boys are > going to study the workings of the female mind. > > The lessons, however, will be changed on an hourly basis! > . . . . . . . . . . . . . > > > My daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad cancel my > allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my > TV, stereo, iPhone and jewellery to the charity shop. Sell my car, take my > front door key and throw me out of the house". > > > > Well, she didn't exactly put it like that. Actually what she said was, "Dad > this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed." > > ______________________ > ______________________________________________________________ Elecraft mailing list Home: http://mailman.qth.net/mailman/listinfo/elecraft Help: http://mailman.qth.net/mmfaq.htm Post: mailto:[email protected]
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