No. 14 is wrong, of course. One million microphones is one phone, and a million phones is a megaphone.
Victor 4X6GP > On 31 Jul 2019, at 0:01, Jim KO5V <[email protected]> wrote: > > These are wonderful, but I didn't see the millihelen: the quantity of face > required to launch only one ship. > > I really liked #17:, two kilomockingbirds... > > 73, Jim > > "Like these?: > > 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi > > 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton > > 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope > > 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 > bananosecond > > 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram > > 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = > Knotfurlong > > 7. 364.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite year > > 8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling > > 9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon > > 10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz > > 11. Basic unit of laryngitis - 1 hoarsepower > > 12. Shortest distance between two jokes - a straight line > > 13. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake > > 14. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone > > 15. 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles > > 16. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle > > 17. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds > > 18. 10 cards = 1 decacard > > 19. 52 cards = 1 deckacard > > 20. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig Newton > > 21. 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen > > 22. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche > > 23. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin > > 24. 10 rations = 1 decaration > > 25. 100 rations = 1 C-ration > > 26. 2 monograms = 1 diagram > > 27. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms > > 28. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University > Hospital = 1 I.V. League" > ______________________________________________________________ > Elecraft mailing list > Home: http://mailman.qth.net/mailman/listinfo/elecraft > Help: http://mailman.qth.net/mmfaq.htm > Post: mailto:[email protected] > > This list hosted by: http://www.qsl.net > Please help support this email list: http://www.qsl.net/donate.html > Message delivered to [email protected] ______________________________________________________________ Elecraft mailing list Home: http://mailman.qth.net/mailman/listinfo/elecraft Help: http://mailman.qth.net/mmfaq.htm Post: mailto:[email protected] This list hosted by: http://www.qsl.net Please help support this email list: http://www.qsl.net/donate.html Message delivered to [email protected]
