>Not even the slightest bit concerned about this "hot place" you're going 
>away to for quite some time? ... Only concerned about turning your 
>computer off? 

I've resigned myself long ago to the fact that I'm going to hell. I know 
I've caused the moral downfall of quite a number of my friends, so I'll 
have plenty of company :-)

>As it turns out, there will be people with computers there. But they will 
>be the folks who would have much rather never seen a computer again. 
>Sadly, they will be issued windows laptops, and forced to use only them 
>for all communications of all kinds. Their laptops will all have problems 
>that are almost crippling to them, and yet, problems that YOU could fix 
>in a flash. 
>
>But you will not be allowed to help. 

Not allowed to help? You mean I will have absolutely no obligation to 
deal with the whiny stupid users? Are you sure we are talking about hell 
here? This is sounding better and better to me!

>They will not be allowed to speak out loud, however, Chris, YOU will not 
>be allowed to type, only speak.

BONUS! No one to chat in my ear and annoy me... and I still get to insult 
and berate them!

Dude! Where do I sign up?

:-)

-chris
<http://www.mythtech.net>

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