Now you've done it. You got me to thinking about lawyers. The short joke
below is all Tomfoolery so if you don't have time for a chuckle delete this
without reading.
Three surgeons are having drinks after work discussing their favorite types
of people to operate upon.
First Doctor. "I really like to work on graphic artists. All of
their organs are color coded so if you have to take a part out its easy to
replace. Just follow the color scheme".
The others nodded in agreement
Second Doctor "What you say does have merit. But I prefer
mechanical engineers. Their parts are all very tightly tolerenced. If you
have to replace a part they just snap into place. You don't have to trim
them or fight to get them into place"
Again the others nodded agreement.
The third doctor. "Well, all of that is true but I much prefer to
operate on Lawyers"
This announcement stunned the other two doctors and they demanded to
know why.
"Well", the third doctor explained, "Once you open them up there are
only two moving parts: Mouth and Asshole, and these are inter-changeable!"
Gary
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