Eric,
Quite DEMONic: you are opening a Pandora's box.
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From: Eric [SMTP:[email protected]]
Sent: Friday, July 14, 2000 4:21 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re- Implanted IC in brain.- humour for Friday
Hi folks.
I think I've already met some individuals that have been fitted
with IC chip implants.
It would certainly explain some of the situations I've come
across in business meetings.
blank proposals (screens),
communication impasses (system lockups),
people talking rubbish (software corruption)
discussions going down a black hole (power failure)
people falling asleep (brown-outs)
unfulfilled commitments (insufficient memory)
unrepresentative meeting notes (keyboard input error)
people not up to speed (device not plugged in)
people at the wrong meeting (wrong software loaded)
people not understanding (obsolete software )
fingers up noses (looking for the reset button)
Regards Eric.
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