I can't resist getting in on this one. 
 
In a previous life, I worked for a laboratory in Canada (who will remain
nameless to protect the innocent, and those of you who might know who I
might be talking about, please keep it to yourself). We did some pretty
interesting stuff there. Here are just a few examples:
 
1) Manual automotive jacks, the straight ones that used to hook into the
bumper. Had to pour a couple of 4000 pound blocks of concrete and set them
on a custom built "A", the top of the "A" was hinged to the floor, the other
end was the end lifted. I remember one of our engineers had to crank the 8
models of jacks up and down about 250 cycles each. If that wasn't bad
enough, some of the jacks were over six feet in height, can you imagine a
thin jack with a load of over 8000 pounds on it at a height of six feet. I
remember the jack bowing quite badly, but meeting the performance spec. We
then had to add lead blocks until the units failed. Spectacular. One time
while the engineer was using a 20 foot long bar to pump the lever on the
jack, his grip slipped and the bar flew up, broke off of the jack, sailed
through the air, breaking fluorescent fixtures as it went, and smashed
through one of the warehouse windows.
 
2) Fireplace insert failure. After a catastrophic failure, the two story
wooden test jig inside the warehouse caught on fire. Scrambling for hoses
and extinguishers.
 
3) Gas fireplace vent flap failure test. We simulated what would happen in
the case where gas was being pumped into the fireplace, the igniter was
taking it's sweet time, AND the vent flap for the explosion failed. These
were a blast (pun intended). As the units got larger, the blasts got
stronger. These tests were conducted after hours because of the danger
associated with the catastrophic failure. We had one inch acrylic screens
with holes in them from shrapnel. One time, I remember the blocks all the
way around the test room (a cinder block room with relief venting) door
being pushed out two inches because the blast was so strong and the venting
wasn't sufficient any more for the sizes of fireplaces being tested, we
reengineered the entire room for larger blasts.
 
4) My personal favorite. Building curtain wall testing. Outside behind the
warehouse we had a three story structure to attach the curtain wall (glass
enclosure system on large office buildings which just attaches to the steel
and concrete from of the building) to, the structure was made air tight so
that we could create a vacuum inside of the test jig to test for pressure
changes and water leaks. The rig in front of the curtain wall was a rain
curtain to simulate rain, and a DC3 engine (if memory serves me) mounted to
an A frame directly in front of the structure but behind the rain curtain.
We would fire up the DC3 and get about a 140 mile an hour wind going. It was
an awesome noisy site to behold.
 
Anyway, those are just a few of what this biz has to offer. I am sure there
are many extremely interesting stories out there. Someone should write a
book on them.
 
Best regards,
Garry Hojan
VP-West/ Director of Telecom
TUV America Inc.
Product Service, Management Service, Industry Service, Automotive, BABT
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-----Original Message-----
From: Dave Lorusso [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, May 07, 2002 7:30 AM
To: 'Robert Wilson'
Cc: [email protected]
Subject: RE: What Every Startup Needs to Know About NEBS
 
I showed a film clip of failing the fire resistance test at the last Verizon
NEBS Symposium ( www.verizonnebs.com <http://www.verizonnebs.com/> ), you're
right, it was a big hit.  Before I showed it, I asked the audience "How many
of you played with fire when you were a kid?".  At least 2/3 of the audience
raised their hands.  Not too surprising from a group of compliance
professionals who burn stuff for a living.  The fire resistance test is
definitely my all time favorite compliance test - the seismic test is a
close second.
 
Best regards,
 
Dave
 
-----Original Message-----
From: Robert Wilson [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, May 06, 2002 7:38 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: What Every Startup Needs to Know About NEBS
 
You never showed photos of the NEBS flame test! Nothing like burning your
equipment to a crisp with a 1 foot high flame from a line burner, for good
entertainment :)
 
Bob Wilson 
TIR Systems Ltd. 
Vancouver. 
-----Original Message-----
From: Dave Lorusso [mailto:[email protected]] 
Sent: May 6, 2002 3:11 PM
To: '[email protected]'
Cc: '[email protected]'; '[email protected]'
Subject: What Every Startup Needs to Know About NEBS
 
FYI,  
 
I just had an article published in Evaluation Engineering magazine titled:
"What Every Startup Needs to Know About NEBS".  You can view it at:
 
http://www.evaluationengineering.com/archive/articles/0502emc.htm
<http://www.evaluationengineering.com/archive/articles/0502emc.htm> 
 
The article details the steps we took at General Bandwidth to pass NEBS
testing our first time out.  There's a pretty good resource section at the
end that's not in the print copy.  I hope the group finds it useful.
 
Best regards,
 

Dave Lorusso

Director of Product Integrity
General Bandwidth, Inc.
12303 Technology Blvd.
Austin, TX 78727
512-681-5480 (phone)
512-681-5481 (fax)
[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]> 
www.genband.com <http://www.genband.com/> 

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