ahha! funny 2 stories!! but "lesson: Be careful of the perks you get after bad performance" what the perks mean here?I'm fresh English learner
On Thu, Sep 18, 2008 at 9:01 AM, Josney Ribeiro <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > A Blind Man and A Dog > > A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his > leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the > dog.<http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > <http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > A passer by who'd seen everything remarked: "That's very tolerant of you > after what he just > did."<http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > <http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > "Not really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so > I can kick him." <http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > > Lesson: Be careful of the perks you get after bad performance. > > ==========================================<http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > Incredible Working Dog > <http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the > office except a big dog emptying > wastebaskets.<http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > <http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be > playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, don't be surprised. This > is just part of my > job.<http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > <http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > Incredible! Exclaimed the man. I can't believe it! Does your boss know what > a prize he has in you? An animal that can > talk!<http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > <http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > No, no, pleaded the dog. Please don't! If he finds out I can talk, he'll > make me answer the phone as > well<http://www.fropki.com/flight-conversation-vt31201.html> > > Lesson : Sure you can get it Yourself.. Do your job :-) > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "English Learner's Cafe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/english_learners?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
