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On Jun 14, 12:21 am, Josney Ribeiro <[email protected]> wrote: > *Funny Killer English > > Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel > pulling cigarette... ? " > > ************************ > > Class teacher once said : > > " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" > > ************************ > > once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.." > > ************************ > > "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." > > ************************ > > don't. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen > down..... > > ************************ > > it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to > switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said > > " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) > > ************************ > > teacher in a furious mood... > > write down ur name and father of ur name!! > > ************************ > > "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" > > ************************ > > My manager started like this > > "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" > > ************************ > > "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the > board > > ************************ > > "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF" > > ************************ > > LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" > > ************************ > > Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... > > "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" > > ************************ > > Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father > > ************************ > > "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" > > ************************ > > Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. > > "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? > > ************************ > > Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. > > "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away" > * --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "English Learner's Cafe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/english_learners?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
