Breaking news .... Jacksons final wish is to be cremated, then his ashes be put into an etch-a-sketch. That way the kids can still play with him!
The Jackson family have just been on Sky news to say they haven't seen Michael this stiff since he watched Peter Pan. Did you hear the latest about Michael Jackson? He didn't die of a heart attack, apparently they found him in the childrens ward having a stroke! Due to the high plastic content, Jacko's body is to be melted down and used to make little toys for children. Now the kids can fiddle with him! *House trained monkey for sale. good with kids contact Jermaine or Janet *All Michael Jackson dates have now been cancelled including Joe (aged 6) and Liam (aged 4) Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. It was later confirmed that he got it from his protestant fathers side of the family It's known as the "BILLY GENE" What a coincidence, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day. One played with Majors, the other played with minors. Apparently Bubbles was first on the scene and tried to resuscitate Michael. Unfortunately he had only been trained to suck and not blow When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven, god granted her 1 wish. She wished for all of the world's children to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson's body is not to be cremated or buried. It's to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. As a tribute McDonalds are going to create the McJackson burger; 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns. -They knew that something was wrong when all the color drained back into him. -On the way to the hospital, he woke up temporarily and asked to be put on the children's ward. -What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films? Disney films can still touch children. -The Jackson 5 are offering a 20% discount on their reunion. -The funeral has had to be put off until next Thursday because plastic recycling won't be collected until then. -Madonna cant believe her luck... 3 more black kids up for adoption. -I heard they tried to use a defibrillator on MJ but it just melted his chest. -Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15? Because it's when the big hand touches the little hand. -Another report said that he was in fact in the children's ward having a stroke... -It seems that there were drugs involved - they found Class A in his bedroom, Class B in his bathroom and Class C in his living room. An inquest into his death has been ruled out - it would just be a whitewash... --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "English Learner's Cafe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/english_learners?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
